Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:06 pm
Hold on, one second...this individual has a substantial dollar value attached to... sorry what name did you say?....oh Beany.... yeah light him up.
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Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:19 pm
Yeah, even those without symptoms, which probably isn't helping the amount of time it takes to get a test.duncs500 wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:52 pm Get well soon Beany, hopefully it's not too severe. The others at work getting themselves tested?
I suspect at least one other person is infected in the office.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:29 pm
Bagsy Beany's car.
I can sell it on for Revels.
I can sell it on for Revels.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:47 pm
Is Honey the BF??Mito Man wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:49 pm I remember reading the cure is to drink whisky with honey whilst masturbating. GWSYC.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:10 pm
You can get all the data entry I'm being guilted into doing for work, despite being off with the 'rona, because our company is so poorly mismanaged that me having three days off is enough to make people panic.
Fuckwits.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:13 pm
GWS mate - hope you're not feeling too shit. You're still on here so I'm taking that as a positive indication!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:34 pm
Mostly light headed and fatigued at the moment. Not the best mix with telecoms equipment but hey, if no other fucker will do it, then it's down to me a guess.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:46 pm
GWS Beany!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:51 pm
Cat + Gt86 owning neighbour has dropped me a care package. A massive one. Ready meals, fruit, veg, chocolate, bread, cheese, milk, biscuits, and beer!
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:54 pm
If you need some guidance on what to do with the fruit and veg, just ask, we're here for you.Beany wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:51 pm Cat + Gt86 owning neighbour has dropped me a care package. A massive one. Ready meals, fruit, veg, chocolate, bread, cheese, milk, biscuits, and beer!
Fucking legend
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:14 pm
Barry wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:54 pmIf you need some guidance on what to do with the fruit and veg, just ask, we're here for you.Beany wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:51 pm Cat + Gt86 owning neighbour has dropped me a care package. A massive one. Ready meals, fruit, veg, chocolate, bread, cheese, milk, biscuits, and beer!
Fucking legend
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:39 pm
What sort of uneducated bum do you think I am?Barry wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:54 pmIf you need some guidance on what to do with the fruit and veg, just ask, we're here for you.Beany wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:51 pm Cat + Gt86 owning neighbour has dropped me a care package. A massive one. Ready meals, fruit, veg, chocolate, bread, cheese, milk, biscuits, and beer!
Fucking legend
Clearly I throw it at the proletariat who are walking, not driving.
(I'm quite looking forward to some cheese and tomato toasties with salt and pepper!)
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:39 pm
Barry wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:54 pmIf you need some guidance on what to do with the fruit and veg, just ask, we're here for you.Beany wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:51 pm Cat + Gt86 owning neighbour has dropped me a care package. A massive one. Ready meals, fruit, veg, chocolate, bread, cheese, milk, biscuits, and beer!
Fucking legend
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:50 pm
Actually, I might turn up at the office and throw some fucking apples at the faces of some choice members of staff who don't understand the concept of what 'off sick' means.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:00 pm
Turn all your stuff off Beany. Knackers to them!!Beany wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:50 pm Actually, I might turn up at the office and throw some fucking apples at the faces of some choice members of staff who don't understand the concept of what 'off sick' means.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:07 pm
This is the same company that explicitly specified we had to work on furlough, because CEO doesn't understand that we know what our rights are. And who had a massive hissy fit when he discovered we were discussing that 
I'll play nice for a bit, find a new job, then make a decision on whether to fuck him over in almost every important respect.
I'll play nice for a bit, find a new job, then make a decision on whether to fuck him over in almost every important respect.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:15 pm
You can certainly report them for making you work whilst on Furlough. That's Furlough fraud and HMRC have a team to investigate and crack down on it.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:27 pm
I think he's finessed that a bit, given that us working maintained the income of the company - so I don't know if he's actually taken payment for that system.Simon wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:15 pm You can certainly report them for making you work whilst on Furlough. That's Furlough fraud and HMRC have a team to investigate and crack down on it.
Just leaving on minimal notice (even a full months notice) would cause them massive problems.
I look forward to the time, in the near future, where I get a phone call to help and I laugh heartily before hanging up. Just like every other tech who's worked for them, including my neighbour
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:34 pm
Oh well. At least you're alive.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 pm
I wouldn't trust Beany with a cat