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Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:56 pm
by Nathan
^ This is why I don't give fuq about the Up GTI
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:45 pm
by speedingfine
Caterham service agent happened to be coming my way delivering another 7, and is now picking mine up on the trailer on the way back for a service and checkover. Given he's 75ish miles away, bit of a result

Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:21 pm
by McSwede
Parked my car in an NCP in Nottingham yesterday about 15.30 and as usual double checked it was locked up and headed to my hotel to meet up with a colleague and go out for an evenings bevvies. Come 11am this morning and I stride back to the car park to jump in the car and as I walk over to it I notice the drivers side window is fully open. Car still locked, Oakley's still on the dash as well as everything else that I left in the car.
How strange?? Can't believe it didn't get robbed

Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:28 pm
by Nic
Well that was quick
Let’s see how bad it is...
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:34 pm
by JLv3.0
Fk me mate no hanging about eh

Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:50 pm
by DeskJockey
Did it fall out when the ramp went up?
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:27 pm
by Jobbo
Just a quick job with the engine still in, Nic...?
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:31 pm
by IanF
DeskJockey wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:50 pm
Did it fall out when the ramp went up?
This!

Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:46 pm
by Nic
Jobbo wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:27 pm
Just a quick job with the engine still in, Nic...?
Yeah
Weighed it up with if it’s in situ the head is still coming off and the timing belt will still have to be done, if the block isn’t scored then rings and back together. If the block is scored then it would have to come out so ‘lose’ those hours, also easier to time the engine with it out and can change the clutch while it’s out (no history of a clutch being done in the paperwork). First option if it worked out would have been the cheapest way by about 4/5 hours labour, second way means clutch is done and that adds value at resale point.
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:56 pm
by nuttinnew
I wouldn't engine swap it with a Mini

Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:06 pm
by Carlos
McSwede wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:21 pm
Parked my car in an NCP in Nottingham yesterday about 15.30 and as usual double checked it was locked up and headed to my hotel to meet up with a colleague and go out for an evenings bevvies. Come 11am this morning and I stride back to the car park to jump in the car and as I walk over to it I notice the drivers side window is fully open. Car still locked, Oakley's still on the dash as well as everything else that I left in the car.
How strange?? Can't believe it didn't get robbed
Held the open button on fob by accident in pocket/bag , this opens windows ?
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:14 pm
by McSwede
Carlos wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:06 pm
McSwede wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:21 pm
Parked my car in an NCP in Nottingham yesterday about 15.30 and as usual double checked it was locked up and headed to my hotel to meet up with a colleague and go out for an evenings bevvies. Come 11am this morning and I stride back to the car park to jump in the car and as I walk over to it I notice the drivers side window is fully open. Car still locked, Oakley's still on the dash as well as everything else that I left in the car.
How strange?? Can't believe it didn't get robbed
Held the open button on fob by accident in pocket/bag , this opens windows ?
Only drivers window open which is strange. Not sure how it's happened
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:50 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
I'll put this in the right thread
The taxi has arrived at the dealership. Should've been last week for collection Sat but will now be this Sat coming.
In 330 news, it threw a low battery warning for the key today but only once. Then on the way home it threw a headlight warning. This is after a low oil warning last week despite it being fine. Started to think it might be the battery going sending things a bit mad.
Turns out it had blown a headlight bulb. One of the nighbreakers - arse. Have a spare std one at home so swapped out but now have two different coloured headlights. Will have to sort more nightbreakers.
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:51 am
by Beany
McSwede wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:14 pm
Carlos wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:06 pm
McSwede wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:21 pm
Parked my car in an NCP in Nottingham yesterday about 15.30 and as usual double checked it was locked up and headed to my hotel to meet up with a colleague and go out for an evenings bevvies. Come 11am this morning and I stride back to the car park to jump in the car and as I walk over to it I notice the drivers side window is fully open. Car still locked, Oakley's still on the dash as well as everything else that I left in the car.
How strange?? Can't believe it didn't get robbed
Held the open button on fob by accident in pocket/bag , this opens windows ?
Only drivers window open which is strange. Not sure how it's happened
You can set the car to only unlock the drivers door IIRC, only opening the rest on another click. And p'raps for some bizarre reason, global open can be applied just to one door too. But again, how would the door still be locked if 'global open' had been set - given that's 'hold the unlock button for a few seconds'.....
Very odd.
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:27 am
by V8Granite
Some H+R lowering springs purchased for the 500e, 25mm lower than standard.
I may go Full Russian chav
Dave!
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:39 am
by IanF
Beany wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:51 am
McSwede wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:14 pm
Carlos wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:06 pm
Held the open button on fob by accident in pocket/bag , this opens windows ?
Only drivers window open which is strange. Not sure how it's happened
You can set the car to only unlock the drivers door IIRC, only opening the rest on another click. And p'raps for some bizarre reason, global open can be applied just to one door too. But again, how would the door still be locked if 'global open' had been set - given that's 'hold the unlock button for a few seconds'.....
Very odd.
If your fob is set to open driver’s door on first press, keeping it pressed will open the driver’s window. After a set amount of time, the car will re-lock itself if the door hasn’t been opened. Guess it doesn’t close the window.
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:37 am
by Swervin_Mervin
You can get the window drop coded out. We did on the 125
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:57 am
by Mito Man
It’s just your car sharing the same security frequency as another one in the parking lot most likely. At the car park in my flat there used to be a 307 which I could unlock and lock with my fob so I would park well away from it. Also had it happen a few other times out in public car parks.
Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:31 am
by Swervin_Mervin
Jobbo wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:16 am
Having the bonnet wrapped I see, Mike - is Yiannimize doing it?
Busted. It was the quality of finish that gave it away wasn't it?

Re: Your fleet running reports
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:32 am
by Beany
IanF wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:39 am
If your fob is set to open driver’s door on first press, keeping it pressed will open the driver’s window. After a set amount of time, the car will re-lock itself if the door hasn’t been opened. Guess it doesn’t close the window.
Ah, that might explain it, I didn't realise the 'one door unlock' affected 'global' opening of the windows, too.