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Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2026 2:15 pm
by Sundayjumper
With Polymarket doing over/under on the number of shots needed.

And maybe a halftime show ?

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2026 2:58 pm
by mik
Mito Man wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2026 1:14 pm "The BBC has asked the Pentagon and US Army if the rules restricting who can watch will be waived and what safeguards will be in place to stop young people from watching the stream."

Perfect opportunity to livestream executions on PornHub.
Good guys with (their personal) guns will be deployed to stop any bad guys with (their personal) guns from watching it.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 11:36 am
by Sundayjumper
It turns out The Onion did it already, in April:

https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back- ... rtainment/

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Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 12:21 pm
by Rich B
Scarily accurate…

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 12:58 pm
by Rich B
Just realised, Hasan is in a wheelchair - that’s going to be one hell of a look for USA… I wonder if they’ll prop him up?

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 2:21 pm
by Beany
Rich B wrote: Sat Oct 10, 2026 12:58 pm Just realised, Hasan is in a wheelchair - that’s going to be one hell of a look for USA… I wonder if they’ll prop him up?
I'm sure Hegseth, the guy with tattoos closely associated with white supremacists and christian nationalists, and who models his public speaking on Hitler with his intonation and timing, definitely won't be getting a lob on about executing a black Useless Eater.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 5:35 pm
by DeskJockey
And now he's lifting embargoes to buy Russian diesel, because midterms and being Putin's toy.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 6:15 pm
by Jobbo
Trump proving he is a communist by trading with Russia.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 6:15 pm
by Mito Man
The criticism from “European allies” is hilarious. Trump buying oil because he’s a Russian puppet. What’s the EU’s excuse?

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 6:44 pm
by Sundayjumper
I'm not even convinced it's a genuine deal. Russia already has a fuel shortage, it doesn't have any spare to sell. And even then the quantities reported are tiny, relatively, compared to the amount the US consumes, so it'll make no difference to the prices at the pump. More like a cash bung to Putin and the oil may-or-may-not ever materialise.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 9:51 pm
by integrale_evo
It’s just to convince more stupid people to vote red in the midterms isn’t it? Will probably work too.

He really is a disgusting human.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 9:52 pm
by Beany
I'm sure he'll start blaming Ukraine for starting the war, too. That'll be the real price to pay for a useless amount of refined oil that he's been dupled into agreeing to do because he'll do anything for a big, strong man.

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 9:54 pm
by Mito Man
It's 4 days of US supply, and the market didn't react to it so yeah, no difference at the pumps. Perhaps it's the start of normalisation and other sanctions being lifted but I'm not sure what exactly Russia has to offer. I did look up fertiliser and Russia is already exempt from EU and US sanctions on fertiliser too :roll:

Re: Trump

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2026 10:02 pm
by Beany
He'll be desperately trying to push lifting sanctions for The Boss before he gets utterly humped in the mid-terms.

After all, why not shit all over the carpet when you're told you're getting the boot?

Re: Trump

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2026 10:50 am
by dinny_g
So Zelensky is targeting Putin's Data Centres just 3 weeks before the UK Midterms, reducing Russian Bot activity to near Zero and NOW Trump is calling for him to be removed ??

Riiiiiiight...

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Re: Trump

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2026 12:13 pm
by IanF
Canada could supply the same amount of oil to the US with a 4% increase, and is exempt from current tariffs… guess there must be another reason why Trump doesn’t want his neighbour to supply it 🧐