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Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:18 am
by JLv3.0
The chap in the new Star Trek movies?
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:35 am
by IanF
Jimmy Choo wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:12 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:44 am
Gwaredd wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:55 am
Congrats on your ginger baby mate.
No!

That's just a shadow from his head ridge!!
You keep telling yourself that.
Apropo of nothing, does your ex like Chris Evans?
Heโs colour-coded his kid to his trailer!

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:54 am
by JLv3.0
Poor little guy, being accused of being a bloody GINGER when he can't even defend himself.
I'll admit the ginger risk was very high and he'd already been nicknamed either the ginger whinger or the ginger dictator by the lads back home - but it's OK!
Guess I should take down the eBay listing but it wasn't getting any bites anyway.
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:06 pm
by ste
Congrats.

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:17 pm
by PaulJ
Rich B wrote: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:52 pm
JLv3.0 wrote: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:22 pm
He'll do just fine
He looks absolutely perfect mate!!!!
Am I the only one who's noticed that one of his hands is much bigger than the other?

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:20 pm
by Rich B
PaulJ wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:17 pm
Rich B wrote: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:52 pm
JLv3.0 wrote: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:22 pm
He'll do just fine
He looks absolutely perfect mate!!!!
Am I the only one who's noticed that one of his hands is much bigger than the other?
and theyโre both left hands!!!!
Heโs a great looking little chap though isnโt he!
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:32 pm
by JLv3.0
Thanks mate, and thank fuck other people think so as I've been really worried about turning into a blinkered dipshit parent who proudly shows off photos of his "beautiful" son when the kid in question more often than not looks like Sid James

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:36 pm
by GG.
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:32 pm
Thanks mate, and thank fuck other people think so as I've been really worried about turning into a blinkered dipshit parent who proudly shows off photos of his "beautiful" son when the kid in question more often than not looks like Sid James
Must take after his mother
Nah - he's a handsome little beggar, especially by the standards of newborns

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:39 pm
by JLv3.0
I had made it exceptionally clear that if he was not a good-looking newborn, I wasn't going to pretend he was as I have never done with other people's kids

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:39 pm
by Gavin
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:18 am
The chap in the new Star Trek movies?
You mean Captain America? He is not the new Kirk? You got baby brain already?
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:40 pm
by V8Granite
All babies are a little bit ugly, just some newborns are less covered in the detritus of childbirth than others
Congratulations mate, its a wonderful feeling and he will do nothing but improve your life
Enjoy and remember, he is yours so do with him what you wish, if he is knee deep in Scaletrix by next week then so be it!!
Dave!
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:44 pm
by JLv3.0
Gavin wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:39 pm
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:18 am
The chap in the new Star Trek movies?
You mean Captain America? He is not the new Kirk? You got baby brain already?
It's Chris Pine, not Chris Evans - bugger

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:53 pm
by Jobbo
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:44 pm
Gavin wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:39 pm
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:18 am
The chap in the new Star Trek movies?
You mean Captain America? He is not the new Kirk? You got baby brain already?
It's Chris Pine, not Chris Evans - bugger
Baby brain.
Where are all the other baby photos you're going to spam us with, then?
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:01 pm
by JLv3.0
I'm not going to be one of those parents, frankly. I've been railing against that nonsense for a long time and don't want to change overnight!

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:16 pm
by DeskJockey
Congrats and welcome to the club!
Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:32 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Congrats JL and ex-Mrs JL.
He is one handsome baby (such things are rare)! Maybe it's a Josh thing as our lad was the same

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:21 pm
by Beany
Congrats JL.

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:39 pm
by GG.
The thread title also reminds me of recent conversations we've had with our near 3 year old. If we get cross or shout about something he now pipes up with "wha' happened, Daddee".
Obviously one principal source of us shouting is usually something he has done/broken/spilled, so we've taken with responding with "you happened, Freddie!" to which he then retorts "NO... you happened!"
The process of deflecting blame and denying responsibility clearly has already started. You've some fun times ahead, JL.

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:06 pm
by nuttinnew
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:32 pm
...when the kid in question more often than not looks like Sid James
He could laugh like him though

Re: So this just happened
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:14 am
by Alex_
Congrats!