Monkey crashes a Porsche
- NotoriousREV
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Re: Monkey crashes a Porsche
You're all morons and you're all wrong and you smell.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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Who was it on here who had a crash into a stationary car in similar circumstances - Bunta I think but you know me, I’m not great on detail... 
- Rich B
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S1 Lotus Elise
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You’re probably right - I’ll wash more.
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You take that back...Im offended by your comments.
Although there may be an element of truth on the personal hygiene as i sit currently unshowered in tracky bottoms i bought in the 90's whilst WFH.
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I really only bother showering these days if I'm going out or someone's coming over. CBA otherwise.
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Smelly old cvnt.JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:17 pm I really only bother showering these days if I'm going out or someone's coming over. CBA otherwise.
- Jimmy Choo
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Yes. Bunta came over a blind crest in his Clio 182 cup to find George and Mildred stopped and admiring the view. He then proceeded to stop suddenly, using their car to help.dinny_g wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:55 pm Who was it on here who had a crash into a stationary car in similar circumstances - Bunta I think but you know me, I’m not great on detail...![]()
Banal Vapid Platitudes
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Wanking Furiously.......struggling on the H Here? Homosexually?scotta wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:14 pmYou take that back...Im offended by your comments.
Although there may be an element of truth on the personal hygiene as i sit currently unshowered in tracky bottoms i bought in the 90's whilst WFH.![]()
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Wanking From Home. Much more productive than being in the office.
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They’re not keen if you do it from the office.GG. wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:00 pm Wanking From Home. Much more productive than being in the office.
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It's certainly frowned upon.
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I thought that was the whole point of the dish dash, JL? 
EFA: sorry, Kandūrah - forgive my cultural insensitivity.
EFA: sorry, Kandūrah - forgive my cultural insensitivity.
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Too late, I'm offended now.
God I really am turning into an Arab
God I really am turning into an Arab
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Im offended as well.JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:53 pm Too late, I'm offended now.
God I really am turning into an Arab![]()
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Trust me - no-one would be more offended than me should that ever happen. Bunch of cockless whiners.
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No matter who you turned into, they’d be offended... 