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Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:42 pm
by Matty
I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:19 pm
by Jobbo
Matty wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:42 pm I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.
Do you make your own coffee?


Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:43 pm
by Matty
That, sir, is not a cat. That's a civet.

However, there is also coffee made from monkey spit. Neither would be my choice of grind.

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:58 pm
by unzippy
Beany wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:03 pm
unzippy wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 4:27 pm
Zonda_ wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:25 pm I like a mug of good coffee but I don't drink enough to justify the cost of a machine. I was talking to a lass on a coffee stand at Eddfest, random I know, and she said I just need a single cup percolator. Does anyone have such a thing? I saw this, will it suffice?

https://amzn.eu/d/0a7GtE4a
Machine?

'Er indoors puts 2 large scoops of ground coffee in a mug and pours boiling on then drinks it 5 mins later...
Same, although I'm not your missus. I mean, not that I've noticed.
Oh, you would notice.

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 4:22 pm
by Jobbo
Matty wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:43 pm That, sir, is not a cat. That's a civet.
Feliformia rather than Felidae. Much like you, some might say :D

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 4:27 pm
by Gavster
Jobbo wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:19 pm
Matty wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:42 pm I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.
Do you make your own coffee?

I got some of that for Sundayjumper a few years back

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 8:17 pm
by DeskJockey
We've had a right nightmare in the office the last week. The fancy machine the in-house baristas use broke, so we had to make do with just plain filter coffee.

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 8:28 pm
by Beany
unzippy wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:58 pm
Beany wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:03 pm
unzippy wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 4:27 pm

Machine?

'Er indoors puts 2 large scoops of ground coffee in a mug and pours boiling on then drinks it 5 mins later...
Same, although I'm not your missus. I mean, not that I've noticed.
Oh, you would notice.
....promises, promises! :oops:

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 10:34 pm
by KiwiDave
Jobbo wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:19 pm Do you make your own coffee?

Fun fact - I had a fantastic stout brewed with these coffee beans. Really, really great. Clicky

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:53 am
by ZedLeg
I can’t really condone the animal cruelty coffee tbh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24034029

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2026 9:50 pm
by Marv
Gavster wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 9:26 am
Marv wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:38 am
Carlos wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2026 8:51 pm I'm surprised no votes for a cafetiere. I like a proper coffee a few times a year at home, it's cheap, easy, quick and tastes great.

I assume I'm breaking some coffee wankers rule book with that 😂
Yeah, I'm perfectly happy with a cafetiere. I bought a phin filter when I was in Vietnam and that makes pretty nice coffee too.
I'm less inclined to use a cafetiere because it's easy to brew it for too long and end up with really strong coffee. Caffiene levels in coffee are relative to how long the coffee grounds are in contact with hot water. Therefore espresso has lower levels of caffiene, while a cafetiere has sat on the side for 10 minutes will have rocket-fuel levels.

That's also why I like pourover, as I don't have to worry about timings, plus it gets the flavour of the beans nicely too.
It's not really that hard though, is it? We're all used to making sure our tea doesn't over brew from leaving the teabag in too long, right? It's practically no different with a cafetiere.

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 7:56 am
by Gavster
Coffee is a more sensitive to brewing time than tea, so leaving it 30 seconds longer can genuinely change the flavour profile. I notice it most when I do aeropress because I sometimes forget to set a timer, then walk off to do something else and it goes more bitter than I'd prefer.

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 7:57 am
by dinny_g
Add a tiny pinch of salt if it’s too bitter.

You’re welcome

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 8:19 am
by ZedLeg
Adding some salt to your caffeine must be great for your blood pressure :lol:

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 8:39 am
by Gavster
I'll chuck a dram in there too get the whole thing fully loaded and kick start the morning :lol:

Cheers @dinny_g will try the salt trick 👌

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 8:56 am
by dinny_g
ZedLeg wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 8:19 am Adding some salt to your caffeine must be great for your blood pressure :lol:
I mean the tiniest of pinches - like 8 or 10 grains. Tiny amount

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:13 am
by Gavster
I can't believe this is a real coffee pod machine that actually costs £29,239.46

Image

https://ebay.io/m/6JGIsl

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:41 am
by Mito Man
The best bit is it’s just a rebodied Nespresso machine

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:16 am
by Marv
Gavster wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 7:56 am Coffee is a more sensitive to brewing time than tea, so leaving it 30 seconds longer can genuinely change the flavour profile. I notice it most when I do aeropress because I sometimes forget to set a timer, then walk off to do something else and it goes more bitter than I'd prefer.
You sir, must have the finest taste buds available to humanity! :lol:

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:09 am
by V8Granite
Is it like the tea drinkers who say they can tell when a kettle has been boiled twice ?

Dave!