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Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am
by IanF
As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:31 am
by Rich B
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
and PLEASE don't buy her anything. This sort of thing should not be rewarded with another few grand of gifts....

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:42 am
by duncs500
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
I hope you don't regret meeting up with her again, the whole thing has not been a signpost to a positive outcome in the long run. :D

Still buy a Ferrari though, whatever happens. ;)

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:51 am
by Gavster
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
I once got engaged to a woman who I'd been seeing for a few years after she said it was either get married or it was over. I went for the proposal and we began planning the wedding. However, you've probably noticed that I'm not married so you can guess how that worked out :lol:

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 am
by duncs500
Gavster wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:51 am
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
I once got engaged to a woman who I'd been seeing for a few years after she said it was either get married or it was over. I went for the proposal and we began planning the wedding. However, you've probably noticed that I'm not married so you can guess how that worked out :lol:
I would say that is the most likely outcome, but then I think my mum did the same thing with my dad so I wouldn't exist if there wasn't a few exceptions. :D

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 am
by V8Granite
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:28 am
by Rich B
V8Granite wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 am
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!
😂

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:09 am
by Carlos
Rich B wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:28 am
V8Granite wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 am
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!
😂
Haha, You go and earn those Brown Wings Ian :lol:

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:42 am
by 16vCento
V8Granite wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 am
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:52 am As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!
Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!
:lol:

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:28 pm
by Sundayjumper
Probably better suited to the Ukraine thread but it’s dating themed so I’m leaving it here.



Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:11 pm
by Rich B
All women are mental in the end.

I just had a "conversation" with my mrs about the humidifier we have. My little boy has chicken pox and is struggling to sleep, so we're trying everything that helps when he's ill. One of them is the humidifier.

She can't get it working, I'm watching her roughly pushing the pieces together, over tightening stuff, not being patient before declaring it broken.

I carefully assembled it correctly again and it works perfectly. She then asks what I did, so I said "if I tell you then you're just going to shout at me." She said she wouldn't. I told her she was being to rough and needed to carefully put the pieces together checking they're correctly assembled rather than just mashing them together.

She shouted at me.

Then she decided the intermediate mode wasn't working. Again, I watched her smashing the button repeatedly and not actually waiting for the mode to kick in.

Again, one gentle press - wait and it goes into intermediate mode.

She didn't ask me what I did this time. But instead was in a mood still.

To:dr - women are mental.

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:00 pm
by Shlergen
No logic the end.

Wife leaves note stating she's not that hungry and will have a jacket with beans if I use any with my dinner. I didn't want beans with chilli but proceeded to put some on out of the kindness of my heart for her return.

I am then moaned at on her return as I have wasted beans and she didn't want them. I leave her to it, come back 10mins later as she's finishing up jacket and beans.

Re: Woman

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:32 pm
by IanF
Did not go well

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am
by Shlergen
If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 8:19 am
by Sundayjumper
IanF wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:32 pmDid not go well
For you, or her ? :D

Ferrari shopping time.

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 9:01 am
by 16vCento
Shlergen wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.
:lol:

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 9:10 am
by IanF
Shlergen wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.
😂

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 9:18 am
by Simon
Rich B wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:11 pm All women are mental in the end.

I just had a "conversation" with my mrs about the humidifier we have. My little boy has chicken pox and is struggling to sleep, so we're trying everything that helps when he's ill. One of them is the humidifier.

She can't get it working, I'm watching her roughly pushing the pieces together, over tightening stuff, not being patient before declaring it broken.

I carefully assembled it correctly again and it works perfectly. She then asks what I did, so I said "if I tell you then you're just going to shout at me." She said she wouldn't. I told her she was being to rough and needed to carefully put the pieces together checking they're correctly assembled rather than just mashing them together.

She shouted at me.

Then she decided the intermediate mode wasn't working. Again, I watched her smashing the button repeatedly and not actually waiting for the mode to kick in.

Again, one gentle press - wait and it goes into intermediate mode.

She didn't ask me what I did this time. But instead was in a mood still.

To:dr - women are mental.
Try being married to a Latin woman (unless you already are?). They can be cuckoo in the most unbelievable ways. :roll:

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 9:32 am
by Rich B
Simon wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 9:18 am
Rich B wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:11 pm All women are mental in the end.

I just had a "conversation" with my mrs about the humidifier we have. My little boy has chicken pox and is struggling to sleep, so we're trying everything that helps when he's ill. One of them is the humidifier.

She can't get it working, I'm watching her roughly pushing the pieces together, over tightening stuff, not being patient before declaring it broken.

I carefully assembled it correctly again and it works perfectly. She then asks what I did, so I said "if I tell you then you're just going to shout at me." She said she wouldn't. I told her she was being to rough and needed to carefully put the pieces together checking they're correctly assembled rather than just mashing them together.

She shouted at me.

Then she decided the intermediate mode wasn't working. Again, I watched her smashing the button repeatedly and not actually waiting for the mode to kick in.

Again, one gentle press - wait and it goes into intermediate mode.

She didn't ask me what I did this time. But instead was in a mood still.

To:dr - women are mental.
Try being married to a Latin woman (unless you already are?). They can be cuckoo in the most unbelievable ways. :roll:
Half Polish - same shit different nation.

Re: Woman

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 9:42 am
by dinny_g
I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney... :shock: