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Beany wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 8:40 pm If an electrician has a channel where they stream games and fix up old consoles, and you like that content, you can pay for it.

If a lass has a channel where they stimulate their own prostate with freshly bought vegetables, and you like that content, you can pay for for it.

I'm sure there are people who think their parasocial relationship with a camgirl/boy is more than it actually is, but you get that level of weird, idiotic entitlement on regular, not-for-tits Patreon, too.

I'm quite sure OF has it's own systems for booting fucking weirdos who think they're owed something by the hosts. Do we really think that people would be doing camshows on it if that weren't the case?

I think everyone is overthinking what is just a natural progression of the worlds oldest profession.

Beany is basically correct.

OnlyFans is not actually a porn site, it's supposed to be Patreon-esque and they've gone to great lengths attempting to platform non-explicit creators, however the platform is fundamentally associated with pr0n and they're pissing in the wind pretending anything else.

The site's popularity is due to the intimate relationship that supporters can then build with the creators of their fantasies. The opportunity to pay a little bit more $$$ to message directly or even get personalised content seems to be immensely popular as a way to flick people's switches. Free pr0n is like watching the trailer for a film while OF is the pr0n version of going to the cinema, having a meet and greet and then taking the lead star home.

Essentially, it's just a digitised and safer version of the world's oldest profession with multiple payment tiers. Horny people (remember it's not all hetero guys on there) paying a bit of dosh to get their rocks off in unique ways.

As for the parasocial relationship thing, that is 100% real. My DMs clearly show how people think they know me from a bunch of 60 second videos I've posted online. Nothing sexual or too creepy, just people who really seem to believe I'm their best mate, even though we literally don't know each other.

Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 7:44 am
As for the parasocial relationship thing, that is 100% real. My DMs clearly show how people think they know me from a bunch of 60 second videos I've posted online. Nothing sexual or too creepy, just people who really seem to believe I'm their best mate, even though we literally don't know each other.

Sorry if I crossed the line, I just wanted to know if you had aubergines in your diet.

Parasocial relationships fall into the ‘never meet your heroes’ category. Viewers have a false impression that we’re always on, shouting knowledgable and witty stuff, whereas that’s simply not the case and ultimately disappointing for them.

There is a guy I know who does impressions on social media. He does a particularly good Boris Johnson which went viral a few years back. Anyway, a cute woman slid into his dms and after a while they agreed to meet up. They had a few drinks and she invited him back to hers for some fun. Right in the middle of it all, she said “I want you to do your Boris impression” and he found himself doing a a Brexit-style ‘whether we’re in or we’re out’ Bojo impression in the middle of it all

I'm in a patreon discord, and the owner just pops in when he thinks he has something funny to say (or to rip the piss out of some of us regulars) but there are occasionally questions like "is there some way I can notified when <owner> is online?"

Mate - oh mate - he's not a performing monkey for you to clap at, he's a regular guy who makes funny videos, and drops in the discord a few times a week to talk shite when he has time between the timesink tasks of recording gameplay footage, scriptwriting, editing, adding effects etc.

Don't make it fucking weird...

Beany wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 8:40 pm If a lass has a channel where they stimulate their own prostate with freshly bought vegetables, and you like that content, you can pay for for it.

if you're watching a lass stimulating their prostrate, you're not watching a lass...

Women are different up North.

Rich B wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 1:28 pm

Beany wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 8:40 pm If a lass has a channel where they stimulate their own prostate with freshly bought vegetables, and you like that content, you can pay for for it.

if you're watching a lass stimulating their prostrate, you're not watching a lass...

It is - but it’s just part of her body that identifies as a prostate gland.

mik wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 1:51 pm

Rich B wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 1:28 pm

Beany wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 8:40 pm If a lass has a channel where they stimulate their own prostate with freshly bought vegetables, and you like that content, you can pay for for it.

if you're watching a lass stimulating their prostrate, you're not watching a lass...

It is - but it’s just part of her body that identifies as a prostate gland.

OnlyFans caters to very specific niches.

Matty wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 11:05 am

Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 7:44 am
As for the parasocial relationship thing, that is 100% real. My DMs clearly show how people think they know me from a bunch of 60 second videos I've posted online. Nothing sexual or too creepy, just people who really seem to believe I'm their best mate, even though we literally don't know each other.

Sorry if I crossed the line, I just wanted to know if you had aubergines in your diet.

All you have to do is insert a collector in Gav's sewer pipe (not a euphemism) and you can ascertain for yourself. I think the skin is not fully digestible.

Who eats aubergine skins?!

Thought this was rather interesting on OF.

When is a top heavy stunna, not a top heavy stunna?

TLDR but get the gist of it, I thought it's pretty common knowledge that they're contracting out the chatting to other random people.

That's awful. On the other hand, I'm confident that the 0898 numbers I called as a horny 12-year-old in 1989 were 100% without doubt the sexy woman in lingerie photographed on the advert in the back of the Sunday Sport and not a battered old hag chain smoking Regal King Size.

speedingfine wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:35 pm Thought this was rather interesting on OF.

When is a top heavy stunna, not a top heavy stunna?

That was an interesting read, and does support my original view that onlyfans is absolutely not the same as being a patreon to a knitting channel.

And yes, the old 0898 numbers were exactly the comparison I was thinking of ! You don’t get those for macrame advice.

OT. What’s the difference between fashioning a cuddly macrame lamb, and having sex with Noel Edmonds ?

One is crafting a sheep.