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All smells too familiar for comfort Jim, peace be with you brother.

Jimmy Choo wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:09 pm

Rich B wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:53 pm Sorry to say, she was a nutter when she used to post on here - this won’t have changed.

If you're in her gang, she's funny and engaging and smart.

I am not in her gang any more.

That was your take on it?

You were just blinded by the minge.

And now the minge doesn't want you anymore.

As often happens (as the minge ages) it may have become self-aware and no longer subject to potential third party control.

IIRC it's a bit like in that old film How to Get Ahead in Advertising. Except a talking fanny and not a second head.

The minge has exerted it's new-found dominance, turned in on itself and enveloped your ex. wife completely.

Probably just all cunt now.

evostick is wise beyond his years and speaks with correctness.

V8Granite wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:22 pm

Time to join the cool gang.

Dave!

I wish I could be that cool but my dalliances with a bandana did not result in a good look.

What is this, Mumsnet?

Simon wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:37 pm What is this, Mumsnet?

Mumsnet is Am I Being Unreasonable, and the answer is always “No, you’re just a fucking mental bitch”

My wife has been sunbathing all day and let the dogs rip a load of paper and plastic into shreds all over the garden. Me being the man of the house addressed this with my wife when I lit the BBQ half hour ago.

So now I'm a dickhead who's cleaning the garden before cooking dinner

And I class her as a goodun.

Carlos wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:52 pm My wife has been sunbathing all day and let the dogs rip a load of paper and plastic into shreds all over the garden. Me being the man of the house addressed this with my wife when I lit the BBQ half hour ago.

So now I'm a dickhead who's cleaning the garden before cooking dinner

And I class her as a goodun.

They're all fucking crackers in varying degrees.

Jimmy Choo wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:25 pm
I went for a walk on Sunday with my middle son. We walked to Gloucester Park, marvelled at the lack of drug dealers, on to the docks and across town before heading back home.

On the way, we played pokemon go while keeping 2 meters away from everyone else.

In this specific instance, am I being an asshole by doing this walk?

Did she say not to?
Were there a lot of people around?
Did you give him an Easter Egg?

Tim (evostick)
Tim (isn’t it about time we had that story about the crash now we are in lockdown)
Dave (Rev)
Rich (shorts)

Are all correct.