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Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 5:44 pm
by Rich B
Beany wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 5:21 pm
"many are saying it"
Is that really the only line of defence left against him - penis size rumours?
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 5:47 pm
by Alex88
He is 100% the sad, insecure type that would do this

Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 6:54 pm
by Mito Man
I think those penis implants are like those inflatable balloons made for guys with ED - something that he may have had following his long term ketamine habit.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 8:41 pm
by RobYob
Alex88 wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 12:37 pm
I suppose Musk is sort of right, there is one immigrant in particular who WILL contribute to a decline in living standards.
America does have a habit of attracting the worst of the worst, First Murdoch then Musk.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 2:25 pm
by DaveE
I see Musk is going to build a "Loop" in Dubai now
After the 'success' of having people driving Teslas through a short tunnel in Las Vegas
I'm sure this is a way better solution to mass transit than say a bus, train, or underground...
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 4:34 pm
by integrale_evo
He’s apparently created the best Ai ever, a few days after trying to buy open Ai
Also a tunnel between us and uk which will cut journeys down to 2 hours!
Hyperloop!! A tunnel which a few teslas driven by humans slowly drive around
Must not criticise, he’s a billionaire and I’m not, must mean I’m just jealous.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 6:22 pm
by DaveE
It's amazing isn't it?
The deepest part of the Atlantic between London and New York is only 5500m (about half the height that transatlantic planes cruise at)
It's also only twice as deep as the current deepest tunnel (Gotthard Base tunnel), which is also the longest at 57km
So Elon's tunnel would only have to be twice as deep and about 100x longer than the world's current deepest and longest tunnel
Sure, seems fine
(Why does everyone just parrot this crap and not tell him to shut up and stop talking such utter bollocks?)
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 6:24 pm
by Beany
Because he's the richest man in the world and owns his own social media company, he'll slander you then outspend you in court to defend it.
Also at the moment he's in the white house, so if you're in the press, he'll try to legislate you out of business with an executive order.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 7:00 pm
by DaveE
Beany wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 6:24 pm
Because he's the richest man in the world and owns his own social media company, he'll slander you then outspend you in court to defend it.
Also at the moment he's in the white house, so if you're in the press, he'll try to legislate you out of business with an executive order.
Yeah but
apart from that?

Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 7:07 pm
by Beany
I mean, it's hard to sue a guillotine.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2025 7:17 pm
by nuttinnew
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2025 10:05 pm
by Beany
Oh, Musk has been arguing with actual astronauts and aeronautical engineers, etc.
It's not...
...going well....
Literally having an astronaut telling him to pull his big boy pants on and actually ride one of his own rockets, inferring he's too much of a pussy to do it.
Amazing.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2025 1:35 am
by nuttinnew
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:20 am
by ZedLeg
This joke is old but it becomes more true of Elon by the day.

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Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2025 6:37 pm
by jamcg
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:18 pm
by Simon
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 5:52 pm
by Matty
"Tesla sales fall 45% in Europe Amid Musk's Political Meddling"
Meanwhile EV sales jumped 37%
Note, paywalled unless you've got a plugin
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... ckout=true
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 5:59 pm
by DaveE
Where might one find such a plugin?
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 6:12 pm
by Beany
I expect there's one for this service:
https://archive.is/zsVwU
That's a scraped copy of the full article.
Re: Elon Musk/Tesla
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 6:13 pm
by integrale_evo
Be interesting what happens in the next few months, the figures so far have only really been from January, the nazi thing didn’t happen until the 20th
Also the model s is lhd only, and everyone after a Y would probably be waiting for the facelift model.
I’m enjoying watching their share value tank, it’s still got a long way to go before it’s back where it should be for an auto maker. Are people starting to wake up and see the lies? Recent research has shown the cybertruck is more deadly than the “unsafe at any speed” explosive Ford pinto. + 400,000 cars being recalled for a steering fault.