No differentiation between shaft and bellend. Spurting ejaculate missing 4/10 - could try harder
Re: Randomness
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:32 pm
by JLv3.0
I was at a wedding in the UK the weekend just gone - they had a drone take an aerial shot of everyone in a heart shape.
My insistence that we rearrange everyone into a large ejaculating cock, complete with a handful of pubic hair, fell on deaf ears - even when I volunteered to lie on the ground and contribute to the arrangement of the money shot.
I was crestfallen. However, I then remembered I'm normally under strict instructions to never, ever talk to people and it all made sense.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:47 pm
by nuttinnew
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:43 pm
by Peterlplp
If any of you penis enthusiasts haven't seen it already, American Vandal on Netflix is worth a watch. It has surprising staying power for such a dumb concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tkFOtM6go
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:02 pm
by nuttinnew
From The Motorbikerist Thread;
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:37 pm
One skin
Two skin
Three skin
Four - hello!!
Now, I don't about any of the motorbikerist channels being discussed so it reminded me of this;
Re: Randomness
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:04 pm
by nuttinnew
FTAO of Dave!
Engine fail;
Re: Randomness
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:11 am
by jamcg
Re: Randomness
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:19 am
by mik
Literally mental - disqualified from the race, but should have his racing license suspended/removed for this shit Shirley? What a TAUC.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:42 am
by nuttinnew
I wonder if the little skip before the barrier helped, wonder if it would have stopped in it's tracks otherwise.
It looked quite calm until they said the speed they were doing. What had happened before to cause that response? Lobotomy?
No brakes when wanted, front brake when not wanted, what odds for both to be ok afterwards?
Re: Randomness
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:43 am
by Rich B
We used to like v brakes - you could lean over and squeeze the calipers together with your fingers on your mates bike. Funny at 5mph - not so great pulling a front brake at 140mph! Wtf was he thinking!
Re: Randomness
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:40 am
by JLv3.0
They'd been getting overheated the last couple of laps - ran each other off the track twice, the second time Fenati got ran into the gravel - so this was pure stupid revenge, that's seen him banned for the next two races.
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:40 am
They'd been getting overheated the last couple of laps - ran each other off the track twice, the second time Fenati got ran into the gravel - so this was pure stupid revenge, that's seen him banned for the next two races.