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And just one small mod means you can kill the missus if she doesn't clean the cushions properly, which is as it should be.
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Roller crash barrier;

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mik wrote: Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:10 pm
:D :D :D :D
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:lol:

#uber

TRRRIPLE CAUTION


Later, at home;

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Capstone Hill Tour of Britain bike turned into penis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45414022

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:lol:
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[quote=nuttinnew post_id=21395 time=1536086506 user_id=71]
:lol:

#uber

TRRRIPLE CAUTION


That is brilliant.
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John wrote: Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:04 pm Capstone Hill Tour of Britain bike turned into penis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45414022

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:lol:

Speedy work :lol:
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John wrote: Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:04 pm Capstone Hill Tour of Britain bike turned into penis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45414022

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:lol:
No differentiation between shaft and bellend. Spurting ejaculate missing 4/10 - could try harder :lol:
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I was at a wedding in the UK the weekend just gone - they had a drone take an aerial shot of everyone in a heart shape.

My insistence that we rearrange everyone into a large ejaculating cock, complete with a handful of pubic hair, fell on deaf ears - even when I volunteered to lie on the ground and contribute to the arrangement of the money shot.

I was crestfallen. However, I then remembered I'm normally under strict instructions to never, ever talk to people and it all made sense.
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If any of you penis enthusiasts haven't seen it already, American Vandal on Netflix is worth a watch. It has surprising staying power for such a dumb concept:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tkFOtM6go
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From The Motorbikerist Thread;
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:37 pm One skin
Two skin
Three skin
Four - hello!!

😂
Now, I don't about any of the motorbikerist channels being discussed so it reminded me of this;

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FTAO of Dave!

Engine fail;

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Literally mental - disqualified from the race, but should have his racing license suspended/removed for this shit Shirley? What a TAUC.

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:shock:
I wonder if the little skip before the barrier helped, wonder if it would have stopped in it's tracks otherwise.


:shock:
It looked quite calm until they said the speed they were doing. What had happened before to cause that response? Lobotomy?




No brakes when wanted, front brake when not wanted, what odds for both to be ok afterwards? 8-)
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We used to like v brakes - you could lean over and squeeze the calipers together with your fingers on your mates bike. Funny at 5mph - not so great pulling a front brake at 140mph! Wtf was he thinking!
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They'd been getting overheated the last couple of laps - ran each other off the track twice, the second time Fenati got ran into the gravel - so this was pure stupid revenge, that's seen him banned for the next two races.

]https://exhaust.racerxonline.com/2018/ ... competitor
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JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:40 am They'd been getting overheated the last couple of laps - ran each other off the track twice, the second time Fenati got ran into the gravel - so this was pure stupid revenge, that's seen him banned for the next two races.

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