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Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 6:53 pm
by McSwede
Gwaredd wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 6:20 pm
I went to Asda today. It was fucking shit.
That is the Asda experience!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 8:07 pm
by Rich B
Gwaredd wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 6:20 pm
I went to Asda today. It was fucking shit.
i haven’t been to an Asda in 2 decades and I still could have told you that!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 9:10 pm
by Jobbo
Rich B wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 8:07 pm
Gwaredd wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 6:20 pm
I went to Asda today. It was fucking shit.
i haven’t been to an Asda in 2 decades and I still could have told you that!
Asda in Cheltenham is great. Less bolshy arseholes failing to respect social distancing than Sainsbury’s.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 9:13 pm
by mr_jon
Orange Cola wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 2:52 pm
The garden centres will be immediately full of old people meeting their friends round by the potted flowers and not social distancing.
No bad in that, pass the money on you ol' fogeys.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 9:19 pm
by dinny_g
Jobbo wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 9:10 pm
Asda in
Cheltenham is great. Less bolshy arseholes failing to respect social distancing than Sainsbury’s.
Yeah but they’re all riddled with the pox...


Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 9:41 pm
by Jobbo
It’s not situated in the racecourse

Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 10:43 pm
by Zonda_
Jobbo wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 9:10 pm
Rich B wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 8:07 pm
Gwaredd wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 6:20 pm
I went to Asda today. It was fucking shit.
i haven’t been to an Asda in 2 decades and I still could have told you that!
Asda in Cheltenham is great. Less bolshy arseholes failing to respect social distancing than Sainsbury’s.
Yep, ours is great albeit fooking massive! If you can’t find it there you ain’t finding it.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:42 pm
by nuttinnew
Rich B wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 1:30 pm
Do you have to go to Asda first?
I like their milkshakes. I've had vastly fewer since lockdown, probably a good thing but I do miss being able to pop down at night for them (avoids people

).
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:46 pm
by Broccers
Stay Alert. Save lives.
You're a reasonably intelligent bunch. What does this mean?

Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:54 pm
by Mito Man
Lockdown over, it’s party time

Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:54 pm
by Mito Man
Stay alert, save lives sounds more like a road traffic safety scheme!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 1:01 pm
by integrale_evo
If someone coughs near you drop and roll and inhale bleech

Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 1:20 pm
by Mito Man
Germany’s R went above 1 a few days after relaxing lockdown - this bloody thing isn’t going to just fizzle out so simply is it?
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:01 pm
by Ascender
I mean, Armando Iannucci couldn't have written this tragic-comedy any better could he?
I thought the perceived wisdom was that it was a good idea to cover your face when you are in public now, but that's missing from their list of advice?
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:15 pm
by Carlos
The 'stupid bastard's' in Wales aren't using that slogan as they felt it sent the wrong message and is open to interpretation.
Numpties are sticking with Stay Home for 3 weeks

Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:19 pm
by NotoriousREV
I’ve stayed alert all day so far. It’s a bit tiring.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:19 pm
by Carlos
Ascender wrote: Sun May 10, 2020 2:01 pm
I mean, Armando Iannucci couldn't have written this tragic-comedy any better could he?
I thought the perceived wisdom was that it was a good idea to cover your face when you are in public now, but that's missing from their list of advice?
My understanding was the Medical experts believe they are of little if not no benefit outside of a clinical setting and are likely to give a false sense of security resulting in a lapse in distancing and other hygiene measures ?
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:21 pm
by Mito Man
They work but what the medical experts are trying to say but cannot in this PC day and age is that a significant proportion of the public are too fucking stupid to use them correctly...
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:34 pm
by McSwede
Carlos wrote: Sun May 10, 2020 2:19 pm
Ascender wrote: Sun May 10, 2020 2:01 pm
I mean, Armando Iannucci couldn't have written this tragic-comedy any better could he?
I thought the perceived wisdom was that it was a good idea to cover your face when you are in public now, but that's missing from their list of advice?
My understanding was the Medical experts believe they are of little if not no benefit outside of a clinical setting and are likely to give a false sense of security resulting in a lapse in distancing and other hygiene measures ?
Also, if the mass public start bulk buying PPE like masks then and already difficult marketplace will become even worse. We need to make sure the NHS can get what it needs as well as businesses trying to keep the economy ticking over and keeping their workers safe.
I was on a site this week dropping something off for a customer and no one was wearing any Corona type PPE and there was bugger all social distancing going on. Comical really, lads stood around in groups chatting or all getting in and out of vans together. This was a job for one of the world's biggest businesses by a big main and sub-contractor.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:45 pm
by Carlos
Boris could always suggest Joe Public sticks to non medical grade army surplus stuff and we'll be ok.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/193114962922
You're going to be pretty alert in one those and I suspect people will maintain distance
