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They didn't win it, it was always 'Here's what you could have won!'.

Beany wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:40 am Someone who lives Morley winning a boat does seem like a pretty good analogy for Brexit, really.

Living in the grim north didn't stop you buying a convertible. Such stuff as dreams are made on.

evostick wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:20 am

Beany wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:40 am Someone who lives Morley winning a boat does seem like a pretty good analogy for Brexit, really.

Living in the grim north didn't stop you buying a convertible. Such stuff as dreams are made on.

Remember kids, don't let your memes be dreams.

The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.

Nothing in this game for two in a bed.

I laughed at that harder than I probably should have.

I can smell the cured pork from here

Did he paint it with a lump of cured pork as a brush? Christ alive.

Get your fireworks ready chaps. 39 minutes to independence, big money, all the deals, it’s gonna be great

Mito Man wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:21 pm Get your fireworks ready chaps. 39 minutes to independence, big money, all the deals, it’s gonna be great

Lad. You've never lived.

I don't watch the BBC anymore but apparently they failed to cover Sir Nigels victory speech in Parliament Square last night. Which seems very, very wrong to me.

I guess though if they can happily turn a completely blind eye to the chaos that's been occurring over the English Channel for the past few months they make this guy look honest

I got woken by the sweet smell of freedom this morning, at least that’s what I initially thought but as I came round to full consciousness I realised it was just a very stinky fart from my dog.
Anyway I think I shall spend the rest of the weekend looking at £50m and greater properties to decide which I shall purchase with my new found wealth next week.

Waiting for all the reports of attacks once the thickies discover der forners haven't magically vanished.

MI5 must be a bit worried that Priti Patel is targeting those involved in counter-terrorism. But, of course, Diane Abbott was the thick one...

NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:16 am MI5 must be a bit worried that Priti Patel is targeting those involved in counter-terrorism. But, of course, Diane Abbott was the thick one...

Is this a trailer for a new series of the thick of it?

She is kinda pretty tho

NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:16 am MI5 must be a bit worried that Priti Patel is targeting those involved in counter-terrorism. But, of course, Diane Abbott was the thick one...

Jesus wept

NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:16 am MI5 must be a bit worried that Priti Patel is targeting those involved in counter-terrorism. But, of course, Diane Abbott was the thick one.

Its pretty counter-terrifying isn’t it.

Doesn’t change the fact that DA is as thick as shit too though.