Your fleet running reports

[V8Granite]

Child seats are a minefield.

Ours were forward facing at about 15 months, Connor was car sick a lot and Maxwell was just a bundle of nervous fidgeting. Forward facing stopped the vomiting and calmed down Maxwell. It’s hard to find a forward facing seat with harnesses which isn’t the size of a planet, his feet were always right on my seat and I’m only 5 foot 11 and he is quite small for his age.

In the end we found a nice forward facing seat and an extra belt which turns it into harnesses using your existing belt which (despite me not liking the idea) works really well. Now “Daddy go zoom” doesn’t result in them moving around at all.

Dave!

[evostick]

I've clearly been DIW. Apart from the one which carried the eldest home from the maternity ward, I've just left it to the mrs who has procured random seats in used condition from the nearest amenable fellow breeders.

[Rich B]

I've clearly been DIW. Apart from the one which carried the eldest home from the maternity ward, I've just left it to the mrs who has procured random seats in used condition from the nearest amenable fellow breeders.

You had a Vauxhall zafira didn’t you?

[evostick]

I've clearly been DIW. Apart from the one which carried the eldest home from the maternity ward, I've just left it to the mrs who has procured random seats in used condition from the nearest amenable fellow breeders.

You had a Vauxhall zafira didn’t you?

Yes. I did briefly own a Vauxhall Zafira Gsi TURBO which I deemed necessary based on the fact that I had to fit two very small humans in a car.

What's your point though Rich? Or are you just demonstrating the fact that you remember the bad things what I've done even longer than my wife does?.

[V8Granite]

I've clearly been DIW. Apart from the one which carried the eldest home from the maternity ward, I've just left it to the mrs who has procured random seats in used condition from the nearest amenable fellow breeders.

You had a Vauxhall zafira didn’t you?

I bet he wore aviators too and brightly coloured trainers to desperately try and look cool.

Dave!

[Rich B]

I've clearly been DIW. Apart from the one which carried the eldest home from the maternity ward, I've just left it to the mrs who has procured random seats in used condition from the nearest amenable fellow breeders.

You had a Vauxhall zafira didn’t you?

Yes. I did briefly own a Vauxhall Zafira Gsi TURBO which I deemed necessary based on the fact that I had to fit two very small humans in a car.

What's your point though Rich? Or are you just demonstrating the fact that you remember the bad things what I've done even longer than my wife does?.

Just that some of us more manly men don’t let our wives choose our cars (or car seats!)

[JLv3.0]

I think already owning two cars with adequate interior space to fit people and things inside is essentially Doing It Right.

[evostick]

Just that some of us more manly men don’t let our wives choose our cars (or car seats!)

The caged bird sings mate.

The caged bird sings.

[Rich B]

Just that some of us more manly men don’t let our wives choose our cars (or car seats!)

The caged bird sings mate.

The caged bird sings.

Stay strong, we’re organising the team for your covert extraction...

[duncs500]

I think already owning two cars with adequate interior space to fit people and things inside is essentially Doing It Right.

Too many people and too many things are both overrated.

[integrale_evo]

What has this place become?

[integrale_evo]

Couldn't find my 18mm spanner, a new one was £7.99 in Halfords. Evonomics kicked in when I saw this 25 piece set ( which includes several sizes I don't already have ) for £50, meaning my new 18mm spanner only cost £2.00 ( kind of )



Then stripped the back end of the car. Random pile of bits



New bushes shoved in, wiring connector brackets cleaned and refitted, then boshed the beam back on the car.


Started attacking a couple of brackets and the arms with a wire wheel of death, then it got dark and I swore at myself for being so lazy and not getting started earlier.

Mr Jumper, if you are reading, I think you could probably get the rear beam out with the diff whilst leaving the arms still attached to the car, without having to touch the brake hoses, with a bit of wiggling and levering, if you weren't going to do the arm bushes. They rarely wear anyway, I'm only changing them for some camber adjustment as I'm killing the inside of my tyres. The bushes still look in excellent shape.

The arm bolts are a bit of a pain as there's not a lot of room or angle to get spanners on them (19mm). I had one driveshaft bolt that was a bit stubborn, and the little 13mm bolts on the subframe lower mount brackets are a pain as you can't get a straight shot at them with a decent socket. A decent soak of wd40 each day for a couple of days before tackling would be handy.

[Beany]

What has this place become?

Don't worry, I'm still driving like a fucking idiot in a straight six convertible and I have no plans to change that.

Got a nice big momentum slide kicked off and held on the throttle on the sliproad out of Asda tonight, apparently cold greasy roads, tyres that are not gifted with regards to tread and the ESP turned off is a recipe for going hilariously sideways. Who knew?

[Rich B]

What has this place become?

Old.

However, look at the cars the people discussing this old person crap actually drive:

V8 M3
ML500 and e500
997
Classic landy
RS4
M140i
M2

It’s not all that bad!

[nuttinnew]

You'll probably find you need more doors when turbot M3s become an agreeable price

[JLv3.0]

What has this place become?

Don't worry, I'm still driving like a fucking idiot in a straight six convertible and I have no plans to change that.

How in any way could you have thought the baby seat chat and subsequent accusations of old age involved you?

[NotoriousREV]

What has this place become?

Don't worry, I'm still driving like a fucking idiot in a straight six convertible and I have no plans to change that.

How in any way could you have thought the baby seat chat and subsequent accusations of old age involved you?

Because he cries a lot and regularly shites his pantaloons?

[Beany]

What has this place become?

Don't worry, I'm still driving like a fucking idiot in a straight six convertible and I have no plans to change that.

How in any way could you have thought the baby seat chat and subsequent accusations of old age involved you?

Because I can lord it over you family'd up gimps by living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse*, when you're all mortgage slaves with MPVs who occasionally get to sniff at something interesting car wise*.

*reality means nothing to me. On both fronts. Leave me alone.

[scotta]

Don't worry, I'm still driving like a fucking idiot in a straight six convertible and I have no plans to change that.

How in any way could you have thought the baby seat chat and subsequent accusations of old age involved you?

Because I can lord it over you family'd up gimps by living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse*, when you're all mortgage slaves with MPVs who occasionally get to sniff at something interesting car wise*.

*reality means nothing to me. On both fronts. Leave me alone.

Im Sooooooooo Jealous of your not owning a house and driving an E46 Convertible.....Maybe one day*






* If i manage to fuck it all up

[scotta]

Car update - Golf has a fucked water pump. Currently puckered up awaiting the bill after assurance that it was a "Bastard of a job"