Some E86 thoughts.
Needs:
Detail look at the suspension - I can believe a friendly (not *that* friendly, just friendly) MOT station might have let some of the groans and creaks from the top mounts slide - or they just didn't drive it enough to notice it - but I won't.
Suspect ARB bushes are a bit creaky, and top mounts want looking at. I'll let my local indy loose on it. if they find anything that they think should have caught an MOT testers eye, I'll instruct them to go over it with a fine toothed comb and make The List. I do think it was just an MOT tester who was enamoured with it - the car seems to have that effect on people. Neighbour was cooing over it last night like a five year old
It otherwise drives straight and true without any noticable slack etc.
A passenger side window regulator (it's a 20 year old BMW, of course it does) - it's doing that repeaty squeaky thing and feels a bit tight to move. That might need more than Gummi Phledge.
That solenoid issue (that I cleared tonight, gave the car a run around town with some WOT moments, hasn't come back - maybe it just needed a few hundred hot-supper miles on it to free it up?)
Otherwise it doesn't appear to really
need anything. Which ain't bad for a 20 year old car that's been well maintained, if reactively rather than proactively (the first, near 20 year owner, was a lady in London who bought it at 60 years old and sold it at 80 when she just couldn't get in and out of it any more). The previous owner to me (2nd) spent most of their time doing things like fixing interior trim and some of the common issues (oil filter/cooler gasket) and pootling to the office and pub in it. I expect the window regulator was 'on the list'. I'm the 3rd owner.
Wants:
Android Auto - it's really ruined me for older ICE setups. There are some hacky ways, some OEM alike ways (IE you can feed the carplay into the existing screen and control it with the existing controls, no I'm not joking) or the standard way (device that makes a bluetooth endpoint pretend to be the CD changer, just send audio from phone in a mount)
A good machine polish/paint correction - there are two small scuffs that will likely polish out on the car. Absolute worst case, I have two contacts who are good with paint if the bumper needs blowing over and blending in etc but honestly I don't think it will. They're very small and low on the body so if they're worse than they look, touch up paint, wet sand and polish would do me fine. It's a car to be driven, not a show car, so I'm not letting perfection be the enemy of good enough in that respect, but boy howdy does it have lots of swirls in the paint - so it definitely wants a bit of attention. That'll have to wait till after
two neighbours have stopped practically rebuilding their houses - two days and the car is already covered in fuckin' concrete dust, so better to wait for that to finish first methinks.
A wee driveline check. It has similar shuntiness as to what the E46 had at low speed, so I suspect this is just one of those 'they all do that (at this age) sir' things, but I hear getting shot of the clutch delay valve helps as it makes clutch bite more predictable, which would definitely help. I'll speak to me indy about that.
New keys. Previous owner replaced the (presumably scabby) keys with 'like new' replacements, but I assume he's never owned an E-chassis BMW before because the 'new, clean' keys are fucking awful chinese shit that feel like garbage and have barely any button travel. I'll see what the other options are, although £300 a key or whatever from BMW can get to fuck. I don't even think that style of key is still supplied, think it's a flip type key now - I saw Sytners Stevenage had the key as being NLA, but they might just be bullshitting. It's genuinely the only real downer I've had so far.
One shot close on drivers window doesn't work, but that's likely just needing the Dance Of One Shot Windows done on it, that I can't remember off the top of my head (hold open for ten seconds, hold closed for twenty or something). I'll sort that once the passenger window regulator is sorted.
Any Other Business:
At some point I'll get all the fluids done - yes, including the diff - because, again, twenty year old car, unless I can find evidence of it being done in the past, which I doubt it will have.
The seats are electric memory, but don't appear to have the auto-dip mirror on reverse coded in, so I'll have to look into that.
The car has some fucking incredible angles on it visually, and some that are slightly less flattering - but it's still a really striking design. Twenty three year old me can shut the fuck up, the Bangle Era designs have really matured very nicely. It got lots of attention tonight at Lidl and outside the local pizza shop. Friend of mine who does number plates reckons it wants an 'ageless' number plate on it (just a simple £250 XXX 123 type plate) to hide the fact it's a 2006 car, and to be honest, other than wanting to make some money

he might have a point. It looks way more modern than it actually us in a lot of respects. That really is a proper, long-tail optional thing though. I'm more concerned about where the spiders are in my bathroom than I am about that; I'm just surprised that I agree with him about private plates for a change...
Basically, pretty solid car that cost £3-4k less than other cars that would need
broadly similar work, the only real difference being they'd have 80k miles on them rather than 106k and I'd still need to have spent some £1200 getting CSL reps and tyres on it because sometimes, just sometimes, it's OK to be a right fuckin' tart about these things, especially when it looks so good on 'em.
Don't feel like I've done too bad overall. No Regerts.
I'll maybe do an End of Term report on the M135i once my broadband is back up. It was certainly an interesting car, but the Z4 has thrown a few things into pretty start relief. It's surprising to think the cars are only ten years apart.