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Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:57 pm
by Zonda_
As others have said, I'd like most of the stuff that's been posted but I don't have the ability to scratch the surface. The most extreme track car I've driven was BookaTracks Caterham Superlight so I'll have one of them!

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm
by Rich B
Worst answer yet!

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:54 pm
by Mito Man
Well if we’re being that imaginative I might just have a M2 competition on slick tyres. #YOLO.

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:02 pm
by Mike1215

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:40 pm
by mik
What a superb lap / bit of footage 8-)

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:30 am
by SSO
McLaren 650GT3

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am
by JLv3.0
Rich B wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm Worst answer yet!
'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:45 am
by duncs500
Anyone seen the latest video from Lord M at Goodwood. Those 917s are absolute monsters!

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:03 am
by Wilspeed
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Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:53 am
by unzippy
What circuit we talking about?

I'd imagine I'd need different tools for different jobs - Llandow Vs Spa for example...

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 am
by Rich B
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am
Rich B wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm Worst answer yet!
'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
it’s worse than that though - it’s more:

Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. I did enjoy that night with the ugly bird from the car phone warehouse though so I’ll have her again.

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:35 am
by V8Granite
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am
Rich B wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm Worst answer yet!
'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
it’s worse than that though - it’s more:

Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. I did enjoy that night with the ugly bird from the car phone warehouse though so I’ll have her again.
But Becky from Carphone Warehouse could be a bit of a filthy one, I’d guess most supermodels are chomping on celery as they mainline Marlboros.

Would you be able to pick the supermodel or carphone warehouse person ?

This needs deep thought.

Dave!

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:38 am
by Rich B
V8Granite wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:35 am
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am

'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
it’s worse than that though - it’s more:

Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. I did enjoy that night with the ugly bird from the car phone warehouse though so I’ll have her again.
But Becky from Carphone Warehouse could be a bit of a filthy one, I’d guess most supermodels are chomping on celery as they mainline Marlboros.

Would you be able to pick the supermodel or carphone warehouse person ?

This needs deep thought.

Dave!
You can choose ANYONE. You want filthy - there’s some good hidden footage on the internet of pretty girls doing all sorts of filthy acts if you want to go that way.

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:42 am
by V8Granite
Well this changes things completely!,

I’ll take Alessandra Ambrosio covered in Ambrosia driving a 405 t-16 with Aha Take on me on the cassette player.

Dave!

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:56 am
by GG.
duncs500 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:45 am Anyone seen the latest video from Lord M at Goodwood. Those 917s are absolute monsters!
Yep - 917 Langheck for me. Which livery though - that's the toughest question!

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:13 am
by Marv
Something that matches my skill level on track:

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Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:18 am
by Peterlplp
Bugatti type 32 with all the prerequisite safety equipment:


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Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:18 am
by ste
Is this for trackdays or to actually race? That changes everything.

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:41 am
by mik
I should have highlighted that this wasnt a legally binding offer I was making, so for clarity : I had in mind that I would own said vehicle and rent the track of my choosing for playtime, with a full support crew naturally. I imagined that all tracks would be available to me, and whilst not actually racing, I may invite some mates with similar cars so I could prove I was a better driver than them.

Your imaginary imaginary and hypothetical purchase may allow a different paradigm, including actual racing as a RACING DRIVER, driving at circuits that I had not considered, supermodels and Donna from CPW as you desire. The only restriction is that this pointless thread is for circuit racing cars (Bears please take note).

Re: If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:03 am
by dan
Wilspeed wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:03 am Image
They make a wonderful noise.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXn3jnPFoEx ... xnhwpkuray