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Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:12 pm
by ste
I was queueing to get into Goodwood FOS last year and a line of Lambos including that crashed one, the green one and 2 others made a point of aggressively pushing into the queue standing up, hanging out the roofs, turning round filming each other and generally acting like utter cunts. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving talentless bellend.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:15 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Having seen that CH has tweaked their fannies on Twitter was one of the cvnts that jerk with a show on Dave?

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:22 pm
by Rich B
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:15 pm Having seen that CH has tweaked their fannies on Twitter was one of the cvnts that jerk with a show on Dave?
no idea what this means!

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:27 pm
by Nathan
The Norf Laandan Cypriot famous for putting tin foil on nice cars

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:29 pm
by Simon
ste wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:12 pm I was queueing to get into Goodwood FOS last year and a line of Lambos including that crashed one, the green one and 2 others made a point of aggressively pushing into the queue standing up, hanging out the roofs, turning round filming each other and generally acting like utter cunts. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving talentless bellend.
:D

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:29 pm
by JLv3.0
Rich B wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:22 pm
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:15 pm Having seen that CH has tweaked their fannies on Twitter was one of the cvnts that jerk with a show on Dave?
no idea what this means!
I deciphered it after a few re-reads 😂

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:42 pm
by JonMad
me too. what show is that (on Dave)?

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:50 pm
by NotoriousREV
Yianni: Supercar Customiser

Don't bother, it's terrible. I watched one episode where they changed an i8 from blue to red by wrapping it, they wrapped some detail bits of a 458 owned by an Instagram influencer in black, and they wrapped a Mercedes Vito van for a DJ but didn't bother fixing a dent in the wheelarch first. They even gave the performance stats of "this beast of a van". Painful.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:55 pm
by 240PP
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:50 pm a 458 owned by an Instagram influencer
The fucking state of the world in 2019 :(

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:55 pm
by Beany
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:15 pm Having seen that CH has tweaked their fannies on Twitter was one of the cvnts that jerk with a show on Dave?
The guy is a complete melt.


Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:57 pm
by JLv3.0
What a total cunt 😂 'because cold tyres and launch control bro' 😂

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:00 pm
by Rich B
Now I know what Swerve means! I saw some of that “beast of a van” episode - I’ve never seen any since.

That tweet is awesome! 😂

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:01 pm
by nuttinnew

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:02 pm
by Beany
Oh it got better.



That's referencing that time when Harris pranged someone doing a three point turn on a blind corner and making out that Harris is just as bad.

Like I say, melt.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:08 pm
by Rich B
Did we ever get details of Tim’s crashes to see which bracket they fitted in?

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm
by JLv3.0
Is that 'melt' thing a new word? It's not very good.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm
by JLv3.0
Rich B wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:08 pm Did we ever get details of Tim’s crashes to see which bracket they fitted in?
Nope. Secret squirrel.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:16 pm
by Beany
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm Is that 'melt' thing a new word? It's not very good.
I quite like it, but I don't use it very often.

Massive fucking wank stain is also suitable, I suppose.

I mean, really, just insert your own insult. But the guys a knob.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:28 pm
by GG.
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:09 pm Is that 'melt' thing a new word? It's not very good.
Usage is mainly by millennials/leftist crypto-commies in the main.

Re: Huracan Performante driver does a Tim

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:32 pm
by JLv3.0
Ah. So other cunts then ✔️