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Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:15 am
by JLv3.0
NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:23 am
Nathan wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:03 pm My local Hermes lady was great until she was attacked for her van last year.
Just fucking move.
He won't.

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:06 am
by Jackleg
NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:23 am
Nathan wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:03 pm My local Hermes lady was great until she was attacked for her van last year.
Just fucking move.
Please don't. You might bring all the shit with you. I rather like living in a nice area.

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:07 am
by NotoriousREV
When did he even move to Beirut?

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:53 am
by Zonda_
Mito Man wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:21 pm Apart from Royal Mail I’ve never had the same delivery person twice - might just be a London thing.
I’m on first name terms with our delivery guy, he doesn’t even ring the bell anymore, he just opens the door, shouts me and leaves the parcels.

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:30 pm
by Orange Cola
NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:07 am When did he even move to Beirut?
It’s spelt “Birmingham”.

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:09 am
by Ascender
Zonda_ wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:53 am
Mito Man wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:21 pm Apart from Royal Mail I’ve never had the same delivery person twice - might just be a London thing.
I’m on first name terms with our delivery guy, he doesn’t even ring the bell anymore, he just opens the door, shouts me and leaves the parcels.
He opens the door to your house???

And then your arse cheeks presumably?

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:03 am
by Barry
Ordered a small package on Amazon this weekend, basic delivery so I planned it to arrive at my house while I'm off this week, Tues-Fri. Just had a mail from Hermes telling me delivery is due today, despite Amazon saying Weds/Thurs delivery. So that's the end of that package then..

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:34 pm
by Zonda_
Ascender wrote: Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:09 am
Zonda_ wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:53 am
Mito Man wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:21 pm Apart from Royal Mail I’ve never had the same delivery person twice - might just be a London thing.
I’m on first name terms with our delivery guy, he doesn’t even ring the bell anymore, he just opens the door, shouts me and leaves the parcels.
He opens the door to your house???

And then your arse cheeks presumably?
?

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:54 pm
by Jimexpl
For me DPD are as bad as Hermes. I think their success rate must be about 1 in 50 at my flat and at work they consistently try and deliver outside of normal working hours (8am-6pm), even though all the parcels that come via them are business to business.

UPS lost one of our packages last week, only to return it to the office several days later without even trying to deliver it. They are generally fine with deliveries to us from our suppliers, even though the driver can't remember my colleagues name for signing after coming to our premises for six years - How many 'Oggies' does he deliver to?

DHL seem to get it right every time, both with collections and deliveries, and Amazon Prime are also consistent.

We probably post about 20 items a week and receive 50, with some of them having several thousand pounds of hardware in, so it's a headache when items go wandering.

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:04 pm
by GG.
Jimexpl wrote: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:54 pm How many 'Oggies' does he deliver to?
Three is customary, no :lol:

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:54 pm
by PreacherCain
Could be worse, it could've been DHL, aka "Drop it / Hide it / Lose it"; my heart sinks whenever I see that they're involved as the parcel will inevitably end up smashed to tiny pieces, delivered to someone called Jeff in Mogadishu, or missing in the bowels of the depot in Croydon.

Generally, Hermes and DPD have been fairly good round our way.

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:19 pm
by dinny_g
GG. wrote: Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:04 pm
Jimexpl wrote: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:54 pm How many 'Oggies' does he deliver to?
Three is customary, no :lol:
:lol: Brilliant ...

Re: eBay & Hermes Omni-shambles

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:53 pm
by Barry
Barry wrote: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:03 am Ordered a small package on Amazon this weekend, basic delivery so I planned it to arrive at my house while I'm off this week, Tues-Fri. Just had a mail from Hermes telling me delivery is due today, despite Amazon saying Weds/Thurs delivery. So that's the end of that package then..
Forgot to update here. Package was lobbed over the side gate and the delivery noted as "delivered to secure location". Kinda true as I lock the gate. Lucky for him/me it didn't rain again until I got home, as head phones don't generally enjoy the damp..