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Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:09 pm
by JLv3.0
duncs500 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:07 pm
It's actually a stroke of genius. He's now got a son and heir but doesn't have to deal with the sleepless weeknights, just do the fun stuff at the weekends and claim the award as the fun parent.
...I wonder if my wife would be interested in a similar arrangement.
That's it exactly! We're even going to live separately - after she finishes baking him in Germany
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:10 pm
by JLv3.0
Mito Man wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:03 pm
Wait does this mean you have to marry the ex as having kids whilst unmarried will lead to castration in Sandland?
No - he'll be born in the Fatherland then they move back once she's lost the baby fat and he's fun to play with
It's actually all very Me.
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:19 pm
by Mito Man
Ruthless
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:27 pm
by JLv3.0
Hahaha nah - I just know how I can make it work. As one of my best mate's said - I'm not exactly Mr 2.4 Kids but having a son is cool, I get on superbly well with the ex and I can escape as and when I need to
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:53 pm
by dinny_g
Ah hear what the actual fvck!!!
Serious congratulations - despite being a cvnt (
) you’ll make a great dad because - by appearances - you have your head screwed on and know how people should behave. Give him that alone and he’ll be on the right track
You’re not going to go soft like Simon Cowell, are ya???
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:57 pm
by John
If only Mick was still on the forum
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:59 pm
by JLv3.0
What's going on here? Posts vanishing?
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:01 pm
by JLv3.0
No its just me replying to the wrong thread #thickasshit
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:02 pm
by JLv3.0
dinny_g wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:53 pm
Ah hear what the actual fvck!!!
Serious congratulations - despite being a cvnt (
) you’ll make a great dad because - by appearances - you have your head screwed on and know how people should behave. Give him that alone and he’ll be on the right track
You’re not going to go soft like Simon Cowell, are ya???
Check the Phone pics thread for a response....
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:08 pm
by Maurice
Congrats JL.
One of these in the post for lil’ Little.
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:09 pm
by NotoriousREV
Congratucommiserations
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:11 pm
by JLv3.0
Thanks mate but just congrats are fine
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:13 pm
by JLv3.0
Maurice wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:08 pm
Congrats JL.
One of these in the post for lil’ Little.
Thanks Ross but image Barry'ed?
Is it a Scalextric?!!
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:13 pm
by dinny_g
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:02 pm
Check the Phone pics thread for a response....
I was so shocked, I responded straight away...
Moved my post here - many many congratulations
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:15 pm
by JLv3.0
John wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:57 pm
If only Mick was still on the forum
That dumb thick cunt can get fucked for starters
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:18 pm
by nuttinnew
Uh oh, a JL jr
Congratulations, and the way you have it figured out seems completely uninfluenced by your time in Sandland.
I guess it's time for a baby's name poll...
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:18 pm
by Maurice
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:13 pm
Maurice wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:08 pm
Congrats JL.
One of these in the post for lil’ Little.
Thanks Ross but image Barry'ed?
Is it a Scalextric?!!
Try now.
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:23 pm
by GG.
nuttinnew wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:18 pm
Uh oh, a JL jr
I guess it's time for a baby's name poll...
JL 4.0?
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:26 pm
by Rich B
Stuart?
Re: FTAO JL
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:29 pm
by JLv3.0
nuttinnew wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:18 pm
Uh oh, a JL jr
Congratulations, and the way you have it figured out seems completely uninfluenced by your time in Sandland.
I guess it's time for a baby's name poll...
That wouldn't hurt because we're struggling like fuck. Adolf was vetoed early doors, for a start.
