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Jimmy Choo wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:24 am Don't bother changing the car. She'll change her mind again and take you back and you'll say yes because you're a mental bastard too.

No fucking chance. I'm thirty six, not thirteen, and there's only so much patience I have for this sort of crap.

Also, I like it how threads just appear for me.

Beany wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:22 am

Jimmy Choo wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:24 am Don't bother changing the car. She'll change her mind again and take you back and you'll say yes because you're a mental bastard too.

No fucking chance. I'm thirty six, not thirteen, and there's only so much patience I have for this sort of crap.

Also, I like it how threads just appear for me.

You're a big teenager trapped inside the body of a ... well, let's not go there.

And Nebpor obviously showed you how to control the internet WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MIND.

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:47 am I know how this is going to go but any chance we can knock the tedious gay jokes on the head?

If it'll stop you spitting feathers.





Anyhow, never mind Boxster or MX5, after a Puma it's got to be shirley;

Edit - forget - I don't engage with SJWs.

integrale_evo wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:19 pm E36 328i sport and a welder

Pretty much this. Get whatever big engined 3 series fits your budget.

Have you considered leasing a Golf?

JLv3.0 wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:02 pm Edit - forget - I don't engage with SJs.

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:42 pm

integrale_evo wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:19 pm E36 328i sport and a welder

Pretty much this. Get whatever big engined 3 series fits your budget.

Thinking that way, and of what 'evo is up to now, it's got to be a 325ti.
Are the Compaqs less prone to corrosion than normal e46s?

nuttinnew wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:38 pm

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:47 am I know how this is going to go but any chance we can knock the tedious gay jokes on the head?

If it'll stop you spitting feathers.

That's what you get for biting pillows

Jimmy Choo wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:02 pm

Beany wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:22 am

Jimmy Choo wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:24 am Don't bother changing the car. She'll change her mind again and take you back and you'll say yes because you're a mental bastard too.

No fucking chance. I'm thirty six, not thirteen, and there's only so much patience I have for this sort of crap.

Also, I like it how threads just appear for me.

You're a big teenager trapped inside the body of a ... well, let's not go there.

And Nebpor obviously showed you how to control the internet WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MIND.

Was the answer “7 week dead and rotting narwhal”?

I hope you pay her one final visit to disembowel her cats for making you drive a fucking Mondeo

NotoriousREV wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:34 pm
Was the answer “7 week dead and rotting narwhal”?

That's an improvement on my 'three day old waterborne corpse' and as such, I'm fucking stealing it.

Mito Man wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:59 pm I hope you pay her one final visit to disembowel her cats for making you drive a fucking Mondeo

Nah, Liz Lemon is fine, and I don't mind the Mondeo at all. I'm just thinking that as I don't *need* a diesel any more....well, you know, they do those five pot turbo ones. And well north of 250bhp is but a simple remap away.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E36-318T ... 6016.l4276

I was looking for a Dakar sport compact but gave up as the only ones I could find were mega miles or knackered or too expensive.

I got excited when I saw that one, but that wing, boot badge and wonky grille and front bumper raise alarm bells, as does the photo of the interior cunningly just missing the bit of the bolster that's normally got a hole in it...

Would one of these go in an RX8?

More than I've got. By a wiiiiiide margin.

I'm looking at

High milage E90 330i/d Msports (how bad can it be?)
Saab 9-3 Aeros (reasonable tuning potential)
Focus STs (again, fairly high milage)

and that's pretty much it at the moment.

the Focus ST and 330i/d are more interesting, mostly because they either come with decent power (ST, 330i) or can have sillly power easily tweeked out of it (St needs intercooler/zorst and remap to make 280bhp, E90 330d needs the same to make 300bhp/near 400lbft and is rear drive...)

But again, just how many people specced 330ds as SEs or ESs and didn't tick the box for xenons? Fuck me, BMW buyers are cheap on the options!

Hmm, 5 pots;

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified ... C30&page=1

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified ... 7tq&page=1