I’m pretty sure they were after the Evora, but they just ambled about nonchalantly nibbling shrubs instead - clearly a cover.
Wrong. The correct answer was "no idea" with some lean into them being partially sighted.
Setup to a cracker joke, wasted
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea
You can't miss the third one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or bollocks? Still no fucking idea
Re: Merry Christmas you cunch of bunts
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 8:13 pm
by Gavster
Merry Christmas everyone!
Sundayjumper says hi and Merry Christmas too, he’s still alive and sitting on the sofa across from me, solar panels still working and the Vantage did a massive 273 miles between MOTs this year so his cars are really getting pushed to their limits
Re: Merry Christmas you cunch of bunts
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 9:05 pm
by Explosive Newt
Xmas Tesco delivery arrived and I was a bit miffed.
The bloke said “here’s two substitutions, a sprig of rosemary and a haddock”
I replied “This is neither the thyme nor the plaice”
Sundayjumper says hi and Merry Christmas too, he’s still alive and sitting on the sofa across from me, solar panels still working and the Vantage did a massive 273 miles between MOTs this year so his cars are really getting pushed to their limits
When do I inherit the Vantage?
Re: Merry Christmas you cunch of bunts
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 9:13 pm
by nuttinnew
V8Granite wrote: Thu Dec 25, 2025 5:53 am
Just off a nightshift so bah humbug and back to work tonight!
Dave!
In a previous life I worked similar shifts (12hrs); my sympathies, may the mood be light and the hours pass speedily without event.
Re: Merry Christmas you cunch of bunts
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2025 11:24 am
by V8Granite
We had oven pizzas and rebuilt turbo, all exciting stuff
Home now, lots of Christmas leftovers, presents u see the tree and will get the Clio out later for a run
