Merry Christmas you cunch of bunts

[IanF]

Merry Christmas all.. hope you’ve all had a good one

[jamcg]

Merry Christmas all



What did they want?

I’m pretty sure they were after the Evora, but they just ambled about nonchalantly nibbling shrubs instead - clearly a cover.

Wrong. The correct answer was "no idea" with some lean into them being partially sighted.

Setup to a cracker joke, wasted

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea

[dan]

Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you all have a splendid time.

[nuttinnew]

I hope your Christmases are going sufficiently merrily and that you've remembered what's truly important about today;

[Nefarious]

I’m pretty sure they were after the Evora, but they just ambled about nonchalantly nibbling shrubs instead - clearly a cover.

Wrong. The correct answer was "no idea" with some lean into them being partially sighted.

Setup to a cracker joke, wasted

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea

You can't miss the third one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or bollocks? Still no fucking idea

[Gavster]

Merry Christmas everyone!

Sundayjumper says hi and Merry Christmas too, he’s still alive and sitting on the sofa across from me, solar panels still working and the Vantage did a massive 273 miles between MOTs this year so his cars are really getting pushed to their limits

[Explosive Newt]

Xmas Tesco delivery arrived and I was a bit miffed.

The bloke said “here’s two substitutions, a sprig of rosemary and a haddock”

I replied “This is neither the thyme nor the plaice”

Merry Christmas everyone!

Sundayjumper says hi and Merry Christmas too, he’s still alive and sitting on the sofa across from me, solar panels still working and the Vantage did a massive 273 miles between MOTs this year so his cars are really getting pushed to their limits

When do I inherit the Vantage?

[nuttinnew]

Just off a nightshift so bah humbug and back to work tonight!

Dave!

In a previous life I worked similar shifts (12hrs); my sympathies, may the mood be light and the hours pass speedily without event.

[V8Granite]

We had oven pizzas and rebuilt turbo, all exciting stuff

Home now, lots of Christmas leftovers, presents u see the tree and will get the Clio out later for a run

Dave!