OV9

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:20 am**

Mito Man wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:11 pm But can it suck it's own di...

...digit? Dongle? Docking port?

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:30 am**

nuttinnew wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:12 amcgi.

This is Boston Dynamics, not Tesla. That'll be real.

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:56 am**

Very Hal-esque

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:42 pm**

Mito Man wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:11 pm But can it suck it's own di...

mik wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:56 am

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:43 pm**

Beany wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:30 am
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:12 amcgi.
This is Boston Dynamics, not Tesla. That'll be real.

Ja ja, real cgi.

Posted: **Sat Feb 22, 2025 3:42 pm**

Danny McAndroid

Posted: **Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm**

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

Posted: **Sat Feb 22, 2025 9:12 pm**

Did somebody say Uber Eats are Loving It.

Posted: **Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:57 pm**

Beany wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

Well it's either being death by robitic snu-snu or death by AI overlords the way things are looking at the moment.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:08 am**

Matty wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:57 pm
Beany wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.
Well it's either being death by robitic snu-snu or death by AI overlords the way things are looking at the moment.

If they can mix the two and get the robot to respond positively to me calling it mommy while it powderises my pelvis then that'll work for me.

Wait, did I type that out lou-

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:24 am**

Beany wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:08 am
Matty wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:57 pm
Beany wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.
Well it's either being death by robitic snu-snu or death by AI overlords the way things are looking at the moment.
If they can mix the two and get the robot to respond positively to me calling it mommy while it powderises my pelvis then that'll work for me.

Wait, did I type that out lou-

Tinternet never forgets and you'll be the first purchase the officially licensed Gemma Chan DLC.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:26 am**

I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:30 am**

Beany wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:26 am I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant

Ah you didn't watch the TV series Humans with Ms Chan.
She's a babysitter droid.
Until the dad gets the DLC.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 11:47 am**

RobYob wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:30 am
Beany wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:26 am I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant
Ah you didn't watch the TV series Humans with Ms Chan.
She's a babysitter droid.
Until the dad gets the DLC.

And it starts doing cool BMW tricks, right?

.....right?

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:45 pm**

Beany wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

If Elon releases them there’s a good bet they’ll be illegally harvesting dna samples through them

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:32 pm**

jamcg wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:45 pm
Beany wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.
If Elon releases them there’s a good bet they’ll be illegally harvesting dna samples through them

It's elon. It'll be impregnating women to "save the white race".

Don't forget who he is.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:43 pm**

Beany wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:32 pm
jamcg wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:45 pm
Beany wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:47 pm When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.
If Elon releases them there’s a good bet they’ll be illegally harvesting dna samples through them
It's elon. It'll be impregnating women to "save the white race".

Don't forget who he is.

He’s trying to do this by himself anyway, what’s he up to now 16 kids?

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:12 pm**

Depends on who you ask, and on which mother he's shadowbanning on twitter while the child has a health crisis and they have to reach out on twitter because it's the only way to get his attention apparently.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2025 8:48 pm**

Beany wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 11:47 am
RobYob wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:30 am
Beany wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 12:26 am I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant
Ah you didn't watch the TV series Humans with Ms Chan.
She's a babysitter droid.
Until the dad gets the DLC.
And it starts doing cool BMW tricks, right?

.....right?

Yes apparently Gemma had intensive coaching and the behind the scenes of her pulling off a flawless nose bonk stall was heartwarming.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2025 2:46 pm**

So, ML/AI moving at an incredible pace. Meanwhile, Boston Dynamics still out here further increasing their mobility.

How long before the technological singularity and it's all over? 10 years?

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