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I don’t know if he is upset or it’s a Victorian love letter ?

Dave!

Holley wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:36 am get a cup of tea and enjoy...

Some people just like to watch the world drown.

duncs500 wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:42 am I particularly enjoyed the use of the term "elucidate".

I liked "perturbation".

He worked hard to not just say "cvnts"

Please please please reply in kind

The best way to move forward would be to hire a massive motorhome and park that right in front of their house for a week

or a ratty old caravan...

I've got connections..

Sundayjumper wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:45 am I’ve not read it yet, but I already know this guy needs to hook up with gavster’s neighbour for a fun evening of letter writing

They could co-write some notable pieces of prevarication

FWIW Last week my neighbour sent me 214 pages of correspondence which all contained an overbearing sense of pomp and grandiosity so definitely on the same page.

The length and breadth of the vocabulary there would suggest he is a manic phase. Maybe slip some lithium into the drinking water at his house?

Brand, from the little I have seen of him, actually has a vocabulary, ot just access to a thesaurus though.

This letter is horseshit with a few big words shoehorned in, but they detract from what he is trying to say, rather than reinforcing his point if, in fact, he has one.

Nob end neighbours are not fun. My middle aged neighbour threatened to "smash my effing ace in" some years back, when I parked a car in communal parking, which he claimed were co-owned by the homeowners of cul-de-sac across from my house.

I would like to see a diagram or picture, complete with dimensions and also, what kind of car the thundering V8 is?

Gavster wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 3:36 pm

Sundayjumper wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:45 am I’ve not read it yet, but I already know this guy needs to hook up with gavster’s neighbour for a fun evening of letter writing

They could co-write some notable pieces of prevarication

FWIW Last week my neighbour sent me 214 pages of correspondence which all contained an overbearing sense of pomp and grandiosity so definitely on the same page.

Did you return it with TL:DR written on top of the stack of paperwork?

Explosive Newt wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 3:48 pm The length and breadth of the vocabulary there would suggest he is a manic phase. Maybe slip some lithium into the drinking water at his house?

That was my immediate thought process, this guy is about to blow, writing that novel was his way of letting off steam. That said, it's not the OPs responsibility to care for this guy's mental state so I'd send it back with corrections for the dreadful grammar.

Jimmy Choo wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 4:51 pm

Gavster wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 3:36 pm

Sundayjumper wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:45 am I’ve not read it yet, but I already know this guy needs to hook up with gavster’s neighbour for a fun evening of letter writing

They could co-write some notable pieces of prevarication

FWIW Last week my neighbour sent me 214 pages of correspondence which all contained an overbearing sense of pomp and grandiosity so definitely on the same page.

Did you return it with TL:DR written on top of the stack of paperwork?

Oh that would be great

He seems to think the length of a document is indicative of its legal strength, which means he sends very long documents which are nonsense. Luckily we're back in court in 10 days and hopefully his misguided verbosity won't go down well with the judge.

If I was your neighbour, the one who owns the property not the lunatic letter writer, I wouldn’t be renewing his tenancy as things are clearly going to escalate.

Gavster wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:23 pm He seems to think the length of a document is indicative of its legal strength…

In a similar vein, in a previous role with the MOD, I often joked that our boss / client measured the quality of a report in kilograms.

You must live in a nice bit of the country, if you pulled that shit near me your exit point would be very easy to get out of after your window has been out through

jamcg wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:03 pm You must live in a nice bit of the country, if you pulled that shit near me your exit point would be very easy to get out of after your window has been out through

And I take it you’re not talking about the house

I need to see the layout and know what the v8 at full chat manoeuvring vehicle is

duncs500 wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 9:59 am ChatGPT wrote the letter AICMFP.

This


Did he instruct ai to make the tone pompous and cuntish or did it do it out of spite.

integrale_evo wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:34 pm I need to see the layout and know what the v8 at full chat manoeuvring vehicle is

This.

Between us on the forum we could turn up with quite a selection of V8s to manoeuvre outside his door if that’s what he wants

From my Mac, how do I add photos (tried dragging across but file size too large)?

Holley wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:33 am From my Mac, how do I add photos (tried dragging across but file size too large)?

I find it far easier from my phone - go to “add files”, select the photo, then click at the bottom and you get a choice of sizes. Small or medium works well in here. Upload, place online, done.

Sundayjumper wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 9:20 am

Holley wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:33 am From my Mac, how do I add photos (tried dragging across but file size too large)?

I find it far easier from my phone - go to “add files”, select the photo, then click at the bottom and you get a choice of sizes. Small or medium works well in here. Upload, place online, done.


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Didn’t know this..