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Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:33 pm
by ilmostro
Think the drivers were a bunch of Dopiaza. After that onion Bhaji, they must have been Jalfrezi.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:37 pm
by Mr Pish
ZedLeg wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:48 pm
I expect there'll be an article about this in the Dhaly Mail shortly.
will it tell me how much the drivers houses are worth?
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:48 pm
by ilmostro
Mr Pish wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:37 pm
will it tell me how much the drivers curry houses are worth?
EFA
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:55 pm
by DaveE
GG. wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm
I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.
I know someone else mentioned "pasanda" before this post, but for me, this is the winner

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 4:02 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
I reckon Samber-k must've been being a little Sylheti behind the wheel
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 4:28 pm
by mik
DaveE wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:55 pm
GG. wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm
I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.
I know someone else mentioned "pasanda" before this post, but for me, this is the winner
It has bhoona good thread diversion. If the judges decision upsets you, time to tikka good look at yourself : there is no point karahi-ng over it..
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 6:43 am
by robin_cox
Too soonf! Knew I could trust you lot to jeera t' it. I'm not trying to curry favour - looking at the mess they must have been gyin' it haldi...
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:11 am
by duncs500
There is some good efforts in this thread, and some truly atrocious ones.
Any crash involving curry ought to involve a Cobra though.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:36 am
by robin_cox
did anyone get footage on their ashram?
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:52 am
by Simon
Well that's just a PITTA.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 8:08 am
by nuttinnew
Apparently the Ferrari driver/occupants didn't waiter round afterwards, afaik police are still looking for them.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:24 am
by Broccers
Not a good week so far for crashes. Youth drives into pond and dies, this and yesterday on our way back to good ol Sheff came across a nasty smash at Hillsboro with a boxster and passat. Women driving porsche didnt look in a good way at all.
Has Carl Hartley commented on his plate being on the fez by the way?
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:04 pm
by Mr Pish
230k worth of damage !!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6337567/p ... eld-smash/
No mention of the types of curry houses they owned, but the correct amount of 'trump' type posts
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:15 pm
by JLv3.0
So was it the kna'a'mean-innit brigade or not?
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:38 pm
by 240PP
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:15 pm
So was it the kna'a'mean-innit brigade or not?
Hired for a wedding fo' the bling, mark my words. There'll be footage of it somewhere.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:53 pm
by David_Yu
Surprised either car ran at all, their engines appear to have been filled with sand rather than oil.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:16 am
by GG.
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:29 am
by JLv3.0
Oh! Hartley Jnr!!

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:10 am
by ilmostro
"Both father and son live on a 40-acre estate in Derbyshire which is also home to lavish car showrooms. "
God damn it, how much is the Estate worth? Jeez - the Daily Fail is dropping it's standards!
Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:44 am
by mik
Running away after a big crash doesnt sound in any way suspicious does it?