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Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:33 pm
by ilmostro
Think the drivers were a bunch of Dopiaza. After that onion Bhaji, they must have been Jalfrezi.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:37 pm
by Mr Pish
ZedLeg wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:48 pm I expect there'll be an article about this in the Dhaly Mail shortly.
will it tell me how much the drivers houses are worth?

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:48 pm
by ilmostro
Mr Pish wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:37 pm
will it tell me how much the drivers curry houses are worth?
EFA

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:55 pm
by DaveE
GG. wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.
I know someone else mentioned "pasanda" before this post, but for me, this is the winner :)

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 4:02 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
I reckon Samber-k must've been being a little Sylheti behind the wheel

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 4:28 pm
by mik
DaveE wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:55 pm
GG. wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.
I know someone else mentioned "pasanda" before this post, but for me, this is the winner :)
It has bhoona good thread diversion. If the judges decision upsets you, time to tikka good look at yourself : there is no point karahi-ng over it..

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 6:43 am
by robin_cox
Too soonf! Knew I could trust you lot to jeera t' it. I'm not trying to curry favour - looking at the mess they must have been gyin' it haldi...

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:11 am
by duncs500
There is some good efforts in this thread, and some truly atrocious ones.

Any crash involving curry ought to involve a Cobra though.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:36 am
by robin_cox
did anyone get footage on their ashram?

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:52 am
by Simon
Well that's just a PITTA.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 8:08 am
by nuttinnew
Apparently the Ferrari driver/occupants didn't waiter round afterwards, afaik police are still looking for them.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:24 am
by Broccers
Not a good week so far for crashes. Youth drives into pond and dies, this and yesterday on our way back to good ol Sheff came across a nasty smash at Hillsboro with a boxster and passat. Women driving porsche didnt look in a good way at all.

Has Carl Hartley commented on his plate being on the fez by the way?

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:04 pm
by Mr Pish
230k worth of damage !!!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6337567/p ... eld-smash/

No mention of the types of curry houses they owned, but the correct amount of 'trump' type posts

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:15 pm
by JLv3.0
So was it the kna'a'mean-innit brigade or not?

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:38 pm
by 240PP
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:15 pm So was it the kna'a'mean-innit brigade or not?
Hired for a wedding fo' the bling, mark my words. There'll be footage of it somewhere.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:53 pm
by David_Yu
Surprised either car ran at all, their engines appear to have been filled with sand rather than oil.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:16 am
by GG.
More details in the fail this morning:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailym ... smash.html

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:29 am
by JLv3.0
Oh! Hartley Jnr!! 👍

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:10 am
by ilmostro
"Both father and son live on a 40-acre estate in Derbyshire which is also home to lavish car showrooms. "

God damn it, how much is the Estate worth? Jeez - the Daily Fail is dropping it's standards!

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:44 am
by mik
Running away after a big crash doesnt sound in any way suspicious does it?