Have you tried (Scottish) skware sossij?

Square sausage

1. I have tried it and acknowledge that Square Slice / Lorne Sausage/ skware slice is the pinacle of sausage experiences. By far. YC.
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32%
2. I have tried it and it was ok. But. Y’know. Didn’t really blow me away. YC.
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3. I have tried it and declare it to be underwhelming. YC.
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4. I have not tried it. But I would.
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5. I have not tried it. And I wouldn’t
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6. Square sausage? Do you eat cubed eggs you maniac??
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7. What? If I saw this I would have to have sex with a chicken.
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8. What? If I saw this I would have to have sex with a sheep.
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9. What? If I saw this I would have to have sex with my hand.
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10. What? If I saw this I would have to have sex with a sexy Haddock.
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Total votes: 19

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Not sure why it's stupid tbh. An acquired taste, maybe. But then different cultures eat all sorts of weird stuff. Shopping in a Chinese supermarket with my parents from a young age was an eye opener :shock: :lol:
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I’m not sure whether or not it’s more palatable than chicken feet which just stand in shit :lol:
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GG. wrote: Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:57 pm I’m not sure whether or not it’s more palatable than chicken feet which just stand in shit :lol:
How about pigs uterus as well. That's another that stood out :lol:
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Haha - haven't tried that. Have had ducks brain though...
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Gentlemen - can we cut the talk about horrible foodstuffs please. :evil:

This is a thread specifically dedicated to skware sossij - which is manufactured from 100% pure prime Scottish skware sossij meat. :geek:

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Swervin_Mervin wrote: Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:31 pm Not sure why it's stupid tbh. An acquired taste, maybe. But then different cultures eat all sorts of weird stuff. Shopping in a Chinese supermarket with my parents from a young age was an eye opener :shock: :lol:
Anything that’s described as a “delicacy”, normally tastes like shite and is generally only liked by wankercunts in my experience
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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Mito Man wrote: Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:24 am I don't think you could have possibly eaten andouillette and enjoyed it! That's meant to be the sausage that smells like manure isn't it? The French equivalent of Surstromming.
The A word is horrific. The worst sausage ever 😂😂
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dinny_g wrote: Fri Dec 09, 2022 7:18 pm
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:31 pm Not sure why it's stupid tbh. An acquired taste, maybe. But then different cultures eat all sorts of weird stuff. Shopping in a Chinese supermarket with my parents from a young age was an eye opener :shock: :lol:
Anything that’s described as a “delicacy”, normally tastes like shite and is generally only liked by wankercunts in my experience
Strange world view that Dinny
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Not wrong though ;)
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
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Thinking someone's a cunt because they like something you don't is very weird
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I think you’re taking my comments a tad too seriously Merv.. :lol:
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I think dinny may be posting in the spirit of;'

(quality is a bit poop)
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mik wrote: Fri Dec 09, 2022 5:12 pm Gentlemen - can we cut the talk about horrible foodstuffs please. :evil:

This is a thread specifically dedicated to skware sossij - which is manufactured from 100% pure prime Scottish skware sossij meat. :geek:

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Does this qualify?? End product looks good but a bit stomach churny...

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Stupid cunto here was in Edinburgh the last couple of days - why oh why of why didn't I try to find some Skware Sausage?
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Beany wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 11:00 pm Stupid cunto here was in Edinburgh the last couple of days - why oh why of why didn't I try to find some Skware Sausage?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I'd need to have found somewhere to cook it for me anyway, as I'm sure it wouldn't have suffered a 5hr trip in the car nicely.

Ah well, next year - we almost always do Christmas in Edinburgh....
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Square sausage is lovely, but its very easy to overcook it and leave you with something approaching chewing on leather.
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