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mik wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 12:27 pm I forgot to inform you all that I had to get the leather punch out and add an extra hole betwixt two others, for (a bit like Goldilocks) one setting was too loose, whilst the next was too tight.

My waist must be metric.

mik wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 4:13 pm You will all be relieved to know that Ingot one of these for chrimpy.

https://www.arnoldleathergoods.co.uk/pr ... style-452/

Single strip of leather - as every discerning gentleman demands.

So if we meet, and my trousers end up at my ankles - you can now be reassured that it was intentional.

Explosive Newt wrote: Tue May 31, 2022 3:54 pm Many, faced with similar circumstances, would simply add an additional daily pie to their diet.

mik wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 12:58 pm A man has to Pie Hard. Like Bruce Willis.

mik wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:36 am An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 12:04 am

mik wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:36 am An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

scotta wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 12:58 am

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 12:04 am

mik wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:36 am An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

I recommend fashioning some sort of fix using cable ties and duct tape.

Also - have you considered eating less pies?

V8Granite wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 9:22 am As a card carrying fatty boom boom I reccomend M+S belts for the horizontally strained.

Dave!

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 12:04 am
I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

IanF wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 10:27 am S+M belts are meant to be hard wearing