Leather belt

[Rich B]

2021 then. Not eligible Marv.

[mik]

I forgot to inform you all that I had to get the leather punch out and add an extra hole betwixt two others, for (a bit like Goldilocks) one setting was too loose, whilst the next was too tight.

My waist must be metric.

[jamcg]

I forgot to inform you all that I had to get the leather punch out and add an extra hole betwixt two others, for (a bit like Goldilocks) one setting was too loose, whilst the next was too tight.

My waist must be metric.

Or 6” isn’t quite as big as you think

[Explosive Newt]

Many, faced with similar circumstances, would simply add an additional daily pie to their diet.

[DeskJockey]

This forum is very useful! Bought a new belt at a high street retailer a few weeks ago and it is already delaminating. Not impressed, so following the recommendation from @mik I've visited Arnold's online.

[mik]

An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

[Jimmy Choo]

You will all be relieved to know that Ingot one of these for chrimpy.

https://www.arnoldleathergoods.co.uk/pr ... style-452/

Single strip of leather - as every discerning gentleman demands.

So if we meet, and my trousers end up at my ankles - you can now be reassured that it was intentional.

The link doesn't work for me but if it's style 452 I assume it looks like this:

[DeskJockey]

How is that worn? As a buckle I don't think it'll be easy to wear.

[scotta]

Many, faced with similar circumstances, would simply add an additional daily pie to their diet.

He's already exceeding the maximun recommended daily amount. Last count was 26. He even invented a new class of supper pie and sets an alarm for midnight pies.

[mik]

A man has to Pie Hard. Like Bruce Willis.

[scotta]

A man has to Pie Hard. Like Bruce Willis.

Utterly fucked with dementia now i beleive. Very sad.

[DeskJockey]

An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

[scotta]

An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

I recommend fashioning some sort of fix using cable ties and duct tape.

Also - have you considered eating less pies?

[DeskJockey]

An excellent choice @DeskJockey sir.

And - in great news - I sometimes use the OEM aperture that is "one tighter" than the aftermarket puncture I created - meaning I am approximately 0.5" less fatterer than around this time last year.

Or possibly that the leather has stretched a smidge.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

I recommend fashioning some sort of fix using cable ties and duct tape.

Also - have you considered eating less pies?

No. I've not had a pie in forever!

[V8Granite]

As a card carrying fatty boom boom I reccomend M+S belts for the horizontally strained.

Dave!

[GG.]

As a card carrying fatty boom boom I reccomend M+S belts for the horizontally strained.

Dave!

Mud and Snow? I heard their all season range is good too.

[IanF]

S+M belts are meant to be hard wearing

[mik]

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. The buckle on the belt I bought from the establishment mentioned here just snapped AND (wagging finger in the air) said establishment has closed!

This is awful news. Worth contacting the industry ombleltsman?

[Gavin]

My Sister's ex fiance made me one. He lives somewhere on Arran and is called Luke. He used to have a motorbike and cheated on my sister with a lady named Julie. THat should be enough to help you track him down!

[V8Granite]

S+M belts are meant to be hard wearing

I believe those ones are used to tie the neck to the knees, a different kind of clasp.

Dave!