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Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:35 am
by Simon
Christ how ghastly. Imagine thinking an R33 GTR, E39 M5 or Mk1 Elise 190 aren't 'exclusive' enough for your club.
Oh well, their loss I guess.
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:36 am
by mik
It’s like Christmas Day again

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:44 am
by duncs500
scotta wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:34 am
Maurice wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:26 am
It’s changed again since I posted that.
Welcome to the fold, Mik. I campaigned for your inclusion FROM THE INSIDE.
You've not campaigned particularly hard for the rest of the Lotus brethren though have you - myself and @duncs500 are still out in the cold with our £120 waiting to be Wast..err spent on membership.

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:47 am
by DeskJockey
I notice that they've excluded the mighty Galaxy from their permitted list. Must be a mistake, I'm sure. I'll write them a sternly worded letter.
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:48 am
by duncs500
I've just started an ultra exclusive driving club, even more exclusive than his. All cars are welcome, but to keep the rif-raf out it's £5k a year.
Please send your fees to my PayPal forthwith and bask in that exclusive glory of being able to say you are one of the chosen ones.

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:49 am
by Beany
No E46 330 Ci Convertible?
Pfft, clearly lacking in taste.
I think I'll stick to the Club that is recommended if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:50 am
by mik
I’m only joining new clubs if the founder has a number higher than 527 in their username. Sorry @duncs500
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:51 am
by Mito Man
What a plum, why doesn’t he just put that any performance car is accepted and give an example of some of the range of current cars in the club. It’s not fucking hard and it’s clear that that with the £120 blowjob fee it’s mates or mates of mates only...
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:56 am
by duncs500
Why do that @Mito Man when you can have a convoluted list that you have to edit all the time when someone with something slightly different requests membership!?
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm
by Mito Man
This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:03 pm
by Gavin
So on op of his obvious levels of cock, has he posted during restrictions that he is mixing with lots of mates and traveling around on non necessary journeys?
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:06 pm
by Rich B
Mito Man wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm
This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
At least there's a point to that - it's an actual attraction that people go and look around.
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:15 pm
by duncs500
Mito Man wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm
This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
"Lotus - Any Model"
This one is fine.

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:38 pm
by scotta
duncs500 wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:15 pm
Mito Man wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm
This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
"Lotus - Any Model"
This one is fine.
Thank fvck for that...
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:30 pm
by GG.
Watevs - I'm oot. No interest now they let any old Gen 1 owner in with their chocolate engines, pouring smoke out the back with their scored bores.

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:24 pm
by Alex_
Can't believe my ultimate driving machine diesel estate didn't make the cut

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:01 pm
by Simon
I feel some trolling is in order.
Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:27 pm
by Barry
I CBA even reading that, but it sounds ghastly. I enjoyed the early EVO meets, cos we had the full spectrum of vehicles, all used to their fullest (some more than that

).
We don't need no fancy clubs

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:47 pm
by Matty
If I'd have know people were so willing to pay £120 to "belong" I'd have charged you chumps....I mean, lovely people to join here.
But I saw that yesterday on your feed Mik - I did like the fact it was previously "Evora 2015 onwards" - as in, fuck you with your shitty pre-2014 editions

Re: Join our club! No - not you....
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:36 pm
by Coaster1
Woooowhoooo I’m in.
Take my money please.