Join our club! No - not you....

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Simon
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Christ how ghastly. Imagine thinking an R33 GTR, E39 M5 or Mk1 Elise 190 aren't 'exclusive' enough for your club.

Oh well, their loss I guess.
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It’s like Christmas Day again 8-)
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scotta wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:34 am
Maurice wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:26 am It’s changed again since I posted that.

Welcome to the fold, Mik. I campaigned for your inclusion FROM THE INSIDE.
You've not campaigned particularly hard for the rest of the Lotus brethren though have you - myself and @duncs500 are still out in the cold with our £120 waiting to be Wast..err spent on membership.
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I notice that they've excluded the mighty Galaxy from their permitted list. Must be a mistake, I'm sure. I'll write them a sternly worded letter.
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I've just started an ultra exclusive driving club, even more exclusive than his. All cars are welcome, but to keep the rif-raf out it's £5k a year.

Please send your fees to my PayPal forthwith and bask in that exclusive glory of being able to say you are one of the chosen ones. :)
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No E46 330 Ci Convertible?

Pfft, clearly lacking in taste.

I think I'll stick to the Club that is recommended if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.
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I’m only joining new clubs if the founder has a number higher than 527 in their username. Sorry @duncs500
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What a plum, why doesn’t he just put that any performance car is accepted and give an example of some of the range of current cars in the club. It’s not fucking hard and it’s clear that that with the £120 blowjob fee it’s mates or mates of mates only...
How about not having a sig at all?
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Why do that @Mito Man when you can have a convoluted list that you have to edit all the time when someone with something slightly different requests membership!?
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This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
How about not having a sig at all?
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So on op of his obvious levels of cock, has he posted during restrictions that he is mixing with lots of mates and traveling around on non necessary journeys?
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Mito Man wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
At least there's a point to that - it's an actual attraction that people go and look around.
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Mito Man wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
"Lotus - Any Model"

This one is fine. 8-)
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duncs500 wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:15 pm
Mito Man wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:01 pm This actually reminds me of another stupid organiser - Goodwood events. You can pay a fee (£60 I think) to park your car in a “Performance car park” which is just another field behind the paddocks. It has a similar list although I see it’s been expanded upon greatly by just using “any model” now vs when I first started attending when the list was very similar to this club
https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/ ... t-2018.pdf
"Lotus - Any Model"

This one is fine. 8-)
Thank fvck for that...
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Watevs - I'm oot. No interest now they let any old Gen 1 owner in with their chocolate engines, pouring smoke out the back with their scored bores. :lol:
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Can't believe my ultimate driving machine diesel estate didn't make the cut :cry:
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I feel some trolling is in order.
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I CBA even reading that, but it sounds ghastly. I enjoyed the early EVO meets, cos we had the full spectrum of vehicles, all used to their fullest (some more than that :shock: ).

We don't need no fancy clubs :lol:
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If I'd have know people were so willing to pay £120 to "belong" I'd have charged you chumps....I mean, lovely people to join here.

But I saw that yesterday on your feed Mik - I did like the fact it was previously "Evora 2015 onwards" - as in, fuck you with your shitty pre-2014 editions :lol: :lol:
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Woooowhoooo I’m in.

Take my money please.
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