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Matty wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:10 pm

Swervin_Mervin wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:43 am

Matty wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:34 am Crusts are for the bin. Same with Pizzas crusts.

why eat the crusts when you can have more of the tasty, tasty filling?

I eat it all! You need the crusts as a handle. Then you can dip them in garlic mayo/BBQ sauce/Ketchup/condiment of choice for extra awesomeness. What's not to like about crusty bread related food products?

I wonder if there's corelation between those that don't like crusts and those that have their toast as warm bread...

Oh and thanks - now I want pizza for lunch

Simon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:34 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:08 pm

Simon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:54 am

Ooh ooh, <raises hand> can I tell my fish and chip shop joke again?

Is it the one about the time a fight broke out and two fish got battered?

No.

'Bloke girls into a fish and chip shop and talks to the girl behind the counter:

{Bloke} "I'd like a sausage and chips please to take out"

[Girl} "Would you like your sausage battered?"

{Bloke} "No! Would you like your fanny slapped?"'

Ithangyouverymuch. I'm here till the weekend. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Still waiting for the funny bit

Bread is so delicious that I find it sacrilegious to throw any in the bin. Don't tend to buy that kind of sliced bread, but if we did I'm quite happy to eat them... missus loves them though so she usually gets in there first.

Matty wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:34 am Crusts are for the bin. Same with Pizzas crusts.

We can lock Matty up and electrocute and torture him for this.

Human rights would normally prevent such things, but Matty has just proved he's not human, so that doesn't apply.

The heal is ok when smothered in butter, as are most things.

WTF is a Knobby though? You crazy Southerners....

I'm a southerner and I've never heard of it...

Nope, never heard of it. I refer to them as crusts and eat them. My 2 year old doesn’t eat crusts, so I eat his too.

Also call them crusts here.

Simon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:34 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:08 pm

Simon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:54 am

Ooh ooh, <raises hand> can I tell my fish and chip shop joke again?

Is it the one about the time a fight broke out and two fish got battered?

No.

'Bloke girls into a fish and chip shop and talks to the girl behind the counter:

{Bloke} "I'd like a sausage and chips please to take out"

[Girl} "Would you like your sausage battered?"

{Bloke} "No! Would you like your fanny slapped?"'

Ithangyouverymuch. I'm here till the weekend. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

That doesn’t work around here as if you ask for a sausage it just comes battered. I’ve never tried but I imaging if you asked for an unbattered sausage you’d be asked to leave, and never come back

I asked for a sausage in Soho once and got something else

duncs500 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:15 pm I'm a southerner and I've never heard of it...

I’m a northerner and I call them crusts and have never heard the term knobby. I assume it’s some Yorkshire aberration.

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:17 pm

duncs500 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:15 pm I'm a southerner and I've never heard of it...

I’m a northerner and I call them crusts and have never heard the term knobby. I assume it’s some Yorkshire aberration.

Nope - crusts in my part of Yorkshire.

Must be a midlander thing

GG. wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:06 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:17 pm

duncs500 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:15 pm I'm a southerner and I've never heard of it...

I’m a northerner and I call them crusts and have never heard the term knobby. I assume it’s some Yorkshire aberration.

Nope - crusts in my part of Yorkshire.

Must be a midlander thing

I'm from East Midlands, and that's definitely crusts too.

Birmingham then

Sounds like something they'd say...

I’m beginning to suspect it’s just Broccers’ house.

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:17 pm

duncs500 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:15 pm I'm a southerner and I've never heard of it...

I’m a northerner and I call them crusts and have never heard the term knobby. I assume it’s some Yorkshire aberration.

Crusts in Teesside, and never heard it called anything else, and eating it makes your hair grow curly according to my nana.....

jamcg wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:29 pm eating it makes your hair grow curly according to my nana.....

Now that’s true...

duncs500 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:14 pm

GG. wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:06 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:17 pm

I’m a northerner and I call them crusts and have never heard the term knobby. I assume it’s some Yorkshire aberration.

Nope - crusts in my part of Yorkshire.

Must be a midlander thing

I'm from East Midlands, and that's definitely crusts too.

West Midlands - Crusts checking in....into the bin!

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:17 pm

duncs500 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:15 pm I'm a southerner and I've never heard of it...

I’m a northerner and I call them crusts and have never heard the term knobby. I assume it’s some Yorkshire aberration.

Nope, Yorkshire here and never heard of the term. I can't eat bread anymore but when I did I only used the crusts to help keep the rest of the loaf fresh in the bag.

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:26 pm I’m beginning to suspect it’s just Broccers’ house.

Well, Evosticks house, and I'm sure no-one is amazed by the concept of lots of knobbys being gobbled in his presence.