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NotoriousREV wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:49 am That’s why we always fill it with chlamydia before we go.

Yeah, don't worry, I've built up a tolerance.

I had an opportunity to buy a mates 6 seater one for a grand about 10 years ago and I didn't take it, despite having the money. He paid £6k for it only 2 or 3 years previously. Still kick myself over that one.

dinny_g wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:13 pm I had an opportunity to buy a mates 6 seater one for a grand about 10 years ago and I didn't take it, despite having the money. He paid £6k for it only 2 or 3 years previously. Still kick myself over that one.

A mate recently moved into a house with one already in the garden. He found it almost impossible to even give away free. It's a swine of a job to move the big ones unless you happen to own a grab lorry/hi-ab crane/HGV etc etc. The guys who eventually took it came in a 7.5 tonne flatbed with about 15 mates, and it took all of them, along with the demolition of two fences to get it out.

Don't kick yourself too hard

I'm guessing he did get some money for it otherwise a couple of hours with a circular saw and some big sledgehammers would have been a more efficient way of getting rid of it assuming it was mainly made out of plastic...

Yeah his Top Soil and Hard Core guy gave him a grand for it. Getting it to my place would have been easy enough but it would have needed hoisting it over the garage.

Although taking it through the garage by cutting a whole in the back wall was discussed

This happened to my schoolfriend‘s home.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-16301821
Didn’t even get the chance to sit in it

Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:19 pm This happened to my schoolfriend‘s home.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-16301821
Didn’t even get the chance to sit in it

"The hot tub was only a year old and we would very much like it back."

Ewww, no.

Also, as much as this will HORRIFY Richard, ours isn’t even one of the proper ones. It’s one of the cheap inflatable ones that the Mrs got for £250 with a voucher from somewhere.

I was 100% dead against it, figuring that it would be shit and we’d never use it. It turns out it’s the best thing we ever bought and we use it once or twice every day. Other than the aesthetics, it’s just as good as a £10k fake marble plastic one. It’s cheap to run too, as it’s really well insulated and holds its temperature easily.

You're saying Mrs Rev got you a blow-job?

Via the use of PURE LOGIC I also suspect also you may have been only 99% (or even less) against it, or else you would never have gone and got your (crotchless) trunks on to try it out.

I believe with those ones you adjust the bubbles and pressure by drinking a predetermined amount of beer and baked beans

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:57 am I believe with those ones you adjust the bubbles and pressure by drinking a predetermined amount of beer and baked beans

Nah, it has a proper filter, heater and pump system. Beer is entirely optional.

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:13 pm

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:57 am I believe with those ones you adjust the bubbles and pressure by drinking a predetermined amount of beer and baked beans

Nah, it has a proper filter, heater and pump system. Beer is entirely optional.

But not the beans?

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:23 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:13 pm

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:57 am I believe with those ones you adjust the bubbles and pressure by drinking a predetermined amount of beer and baked beans

Nah, it has a proper filter, heater and pump system. Beer is entirely optional.

But not the beans?

Mandatory.

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:51 pm

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:23 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:13 pm

Nah, it has a proper filter, heater and pump system. Beer is entirely optional.

But not the beans?

Mandatory.

For extra vigor in the bubbles, I suggest a cabbage based side dish!

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:04 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:51 pm

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:23 pm

But not the beans?

Mandatory.

For extra vigor in the bubbles, I suggest a cabbage based side dish!

Careful you don’t muddy the water

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:29 pm

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:04 pm

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:51 pm

Mandatory.

For extra vigor in the bubbles, I suggest a cabbage based side dish!

Careful you don’t muddy the water

Not my tub, not my issue.

Edit: although I suppose they could wear swim nappies...

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:32 pm

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:29 pm

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:04 pm

For extra vigor in the bubbles, I suggest a cabbage based side dish!

Careful you don’t muddy the water

Not my tub, not my issue.

Edit: although I suppose they could wear swim nappies...

Well I’ve learned about a new thing tonight. What a horrible thing too. Your baby can now have their excrement sealed to their body in a leak proof diaper!

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:56 pm

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:32 pm

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:29 pm

Careful you don’t muddy the water

Not my tub, not my issue.

Edit: although I suppose they could wear swim nappies...

Well I’ve learned about a new thing tonight. What a horrible thing too. Your baby can now have their excrement sealed to their body in a leak proof diaper!

Beats having to try to contain it/scoop it out of the pool!

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:56 pm

DeskJockey wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:32 pm

Mito Man wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:29 pm

Careful you don’t muddy the water

Not my tub, not my issue.

Edit: although I suppose they could wear swim nappies...

Well I’ve learned about a new thing tonight. What a horrible thing too. Your baby can now have their excrement sealed to their body in a leak proof diaper!

and that’s a bad thing because...?

EPIC fireworks in tankersley.

Bought some for new years, rockets were so good we were setting off car alarms