Your fleet running reports

[unzippy]

12 quid..
I'm ok with that

[Beany]

Has anyone got a book on me ripping the suspension out from under the car after getting a bit over-exuberant with the loud pedal?

Faster than Rich B crashed his E30 ??

Indeed!

very little experience - any talent + far too much excitement = 4 bent wheels +1 shattered sump + some bent rear suspension + a nice dent in the rear quarter.

I learnt my lesson quickly that day! Thankfully I still had my other e30!

Ha, hopefully I'll avoid doing that.

Otherwise it's ticking over nicely. Smooth and relaxed (if a bit firm) when you want to pootle, but picks it's skirts up nicely when you're in the mood, or want to overtake five cars at once.

[Jimmy Choo]

The Mini is in having its clutch replaced. I have a 1st gen cooper as a loan car. It's noticeably gruntier than my One and all the controls are much lighter.

[Beany]

Got a call about the Mondeo today. What's the bets they don't turn up - or they turn up stupid late, make a stupid offer, etc?

[_andy]

It's no secret that I love lightweight, high-powered NA engines. I think this car would suit a turbo though, Mazda MX5 BP engine with a discopotato, SR20DET or even an old M20b25 with a snail on it.

The way it sits though, I can't get past the idea of a burbling, dirty, big-cube V8 in it. Something with a lumpy idle that will twist the chassis over as you rev it and will just lay thick, black lines at will.

Do both, swap a 4.8 or 5.3 iron LS engine in and put a cheap Chinese turbo on it.

[Simon]

New wipers fitted. Wanted to get PIAA but what a ballache working out exactly which ones are right for my car...

That, and Bosch Aerotwins were less than £20 for the pair from Amazon. Still waiting on the rear to arrive.

New rear washer wiper jet ordered too.

#Livingthedream

Stay tuned for more exciting updates.

[Beany]

Got a call about the Mondeo today. What's the bets they don't turn up - or they turn up stupid late, make a stupid offer, etc?

Didn't turn up.

[scotta]

Got a call about the Mondeo today. What's the bets they don't turn up - or they turn up stupid late, make a stupid offer, etc?

Didn't turn up.

Ah the joys.

[Jimmy Choo]

Clutch replaced. £560 but I can now fully appreciate how gutless the car is having driven a cooper for the last two days. The extra 19bhp was very noticeable.

Superchips will find another 38bhp so that may have to go on my christmas list.

[Sundayjumper]

I've just spent an hour washing the 530 and I'm about halfway through. Fack this. I need to start paying someone to do it.

[drcarlos]

Got a call about the Mondeo today. What's the bets they don't turn up - or they turn up stupid late, make a stupid offer, etc?

Didn't turn up.

Ah the joys.

If it wasn't for the fact that every time I've tried WBAC and the like they lowball you to at least a grand less than it's worth I wouldn't bother. If it was a couple of hundred I'd let them have it but a grand plus is a different matter.

Carl.

[Beany]

Didn't turn up.

Ah the joys.

If it wasn't for the fact that every time I've tried WBAC and the like they lowball you to at least a grand less than it's worth I wouldn't bother. If it was a couple of hundred I'd let them have it but a grand plus is a different matter.

Carl.

Yeah, entirely agree.

[Jimmy Choo]

I've just spent an hour washing the 530 and I'm about halfway through. Fack this. I need to start paying someone to do it.

Or get a smaller car?

[Alex_]

Bought another Kenu Airframe as the rotating part on my previous one was getting quite loose. It is THE BEST phone mount evar.

[Jobbo]

Bought another Kenu Airframe as the rotating part on my previous one was getting quite loose. It is THE BEST phone mount evar.

I don't know about anyone else, but I quite like the ventilation from the vents. Which is blocked by that type of phone mount.

[JLv3.0]

What sort of moron would expect ventilation from ven......oh hang on, I see where they went with that now!!

Anyway - any sort of phone mount is wrong, up there with perma-wearing a headset or keeping your phone on a belt pouch.

Or are you an Uber driver?

[Mito Man]

I've just spent an hour washing the 530 and I'm about halfway through. Fack this. I need to start paying someone to do it.

Or get a smaller car?

Or stop washing it with a toothbrush. A proper wash on a really dirty car takes me less than an hour.

[JLv3.0]

Eh??

Rinse - foam - microfibre to wash - rinse - microfibre to dry. 20 minutes tops with a half time wankbreak.

Da fuq is taking you guys so long?!!

[Mito Man]

We have mud here JL. And rain.

Proper wash at this time of year when it’s raining every other day:

Wheels/under arches/tyres - 4 mins each.
Rinse car with pressure washer, shuts, underside and let snow foam dwell - 8 mins.
Wash with only the finest wool from a Merino lambs vagina - 10 mins.
Dry - 5 mins
Vacuum - 5 mins
Tyre shine if I can be bothered.

[Mito Man]

That said if I ever get a company car or lease something myself I’d love to just never wash it and just give it in for it’s first service after 2 years just to see the dealership monkey have a go at swirling the crap out of it