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Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 6:49 pm
by Beany
A limerick-related aside


Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 5:45 pm
by Beany
Beany wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 6:41 pm I mean, $2700 wouldn't cover a fraction of his medical bill if it had bitten, so perhaps not the smartest move.
Oh hey someone actually did it.

https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-video-br ... 1851460112
“In my last video everybody kept saying that when the Tesla Cybertruck was coming down on my finger that I pushed up to make it open up and sense my finger but that’s just not true,” Fay explains.

“And to prove that wrong I’m going to put my finger completely flat against the Cybertruck this time. I’m not going to hover it. I’ll put it completely flat and see if it crushes my finger because everybody is asking,” Fay continues.

Incredibly, the content creator even tries it out with a stick first, which promptly breaks in half.

“But first I’m going to test it out with this stick. This is exactly what I’m going to do with my finger. I’m going to put it right there and hopefully my finger doesn’t break like that but let’s find out,” Fay says.
Cybertruck owners really are the thickest of the cult members.

Even better:
Amazingly, YouTuber Jeremy Judkins, one of the people who tried this in a viral video earlier and had the frunk close hard on his finger, told Business Insider that an engineer at Tesla told him he was doing it wrong. How? Apparently rather than interpreting your tapping on the car as a plea for help as it crushes your bones, the Cybertruck thinks you want the door to close harder. Seriously.

From Business Insider:

Judkins said that after the finger test, a lead cybertruck engineer at Tesla said he did the video wrong.

The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.

“Using this information, that means it closed on my finger harder than my hand and way harder than my arm,” the YouTuber wrote.


And if you think that’s bad, it gets even worse. Judkins tried a new experiment with a bag, and it still closed in a horrific way.

Judkins said the algorithm should favor safety instead of a bag getting in the way. But even when Judkins put a bag in the way of closing the frunk, it still closed, which meant it didn’t quite respond to resistance the way it should have.

Gizmodo isn’t aware of any videos showing a finger that’s been severed while trying this trick. At least not yet. It feels like it’s only a matter of time before someone completely chops off a finger.
Yes, that's the same Jeremy Judkins from the video earlier in the thread.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 7:09 pm
by nuttinnew

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:02 pm
by Beany
Hey Telsa, how's it going lil buddy?

Image

.....yeah.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:10 pm
by nuttinnew
I'm not convinced the owner didn't do it.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:12 pm
by Beany
I mean, based on some of the shit they post (wow, my cybertruck is shit and suffered brake and steering failure but i still love it! etc) it's actually quite believable that they might have thought they were making a statement.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:40 pm
by Simon
Beany wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 9:02 pm Hey Telsa, how's it going lil buddy?

Image

.....yeah.
I saw a photo of the same car on Reddit, parked up with that writing on the side.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:52 pm
by Beany
Cook Pass Babtridge

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 12:20 am
by mik

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 2:24 am
by nuttinnew
:D

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Wed May 15, 2024 4:39 pm
by Beany
More rampant, petulant incompetence from Tesla/Musk



https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/05/te ... le-content
That made Musk's dismissal of the entire team responsible so hard to fathom. While the Supercharger network accounts for only about 5 percent of Tesla's revenues, that percent is poised to grow as more OEMs gain access. And although the charging experience for Tesla EVs at Superchargers is usually flawless, that's because it's optimized for a single make of car with just five different models; there's no guarantee that will prove true when cars from other brands try to charge.

The layoffs also appeared to put Tesla's plan to build a more powerful charger that would benefit cars using 800 V or 900 V architectures, including Audi, Porsche, Lucid, and others, on hold.

Worse yet, dozens of Supercharger sites that were in the works have stalled out, according to multiple reports.

But last week, Musk announced that Tesla would spend more than $500 million building out more chargers, just days after saying the focus would instead be on uptime at existing locations. And to do that, Tesla will need to rehire a whole bunch of people.

That started with Max de Zegher, who was an executive under the previous head of Supercharging, Rebecca Tinucci. (At the time of the layoffs, Electrek reported that Musk got rid of the entire team because Tinucci did not lay off enough workers on her own.)

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Fri May 17, 2024 10:09 am
by Ascender
I do wonder what goes on behind the scenes at Tesla and Starlink with investors who must be nervous about what Musk will do from one moment to the next. Not to mention what he's done to Twitter.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 5:02 pm
by Beany
Given that now the paid influencers have stopped making videos, and actual reviewers are laughing till they fall over at the panel gaps, I imagine they are not having a good time.


Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 9:18 pm
by DeskJockey
That's shocking. How bad a fanboy do you have to be to put up with issues like that?

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 9:23 pm
by Beany
DeskJockey wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 9:18 pm That's shocking. How bad a fanboy do you have to be to put up with issues like that?
They're not fanboys.

They're members of a cult.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 9:29 pm
by DeskJockey
Beany wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 9:23 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 9:18 pm That's shocking. How bad a fanboy do you have to be to put up with issues like that?
They're not fanboys.

They're members of a cult.
True. Be interesting to see Venn diagram covering the Tesla cult and MAGAs. Feels like there should be quite a large commonality, but the latter seems to be in thrall to the fossil fuel industry (or, at least their orange hued "leader" is).

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 10:10 pm
by Simon
The MAGA lot don't want electric cars, they want big v8 trucks etc.

So Musk is doing his best to piss off his core (liberal tech workers etc), whilst mainly appealing to the voter who wouldn't have an electric car if it was the last transport on earth.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 10:49 pm
by Beany
Musks mostly seems to be appealing to neo nazis lately, and why couldn't a neo-nazi be interested in an electric car?

The rest? Thick cunts with money to burn.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 4:20 pm
by integrale_evo
So they have now stopped fitting the crazy looking wheel covers, for the specially designed tyres, because customers were finding they were cutting the sidewalls.

How does that not get picked up in testing??

So you get just the bare wheel, no nut cover or centre cap, so on your £100k truck you get to see the nice rusty hubs every time you walk up to it. They don’t even stick a 50p plastic bung in.

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Posted: Sun May 19, 2024 6:28 pm
by Mito Man
The rubbing wheel trim covers never got picked up in testing because they were never tested :lol:
Look at all the preproduction prototypes - they all ran without the steel wheels.
Some high up engineer probably said “they’re just wheel trim covers, what is there to test” and they probably went along with it…