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Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm
by mik
Mito Man wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:11 am This is when I ask my usual what do they service on a fully electric car?
They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:49 pm
by MikeHunt
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm
Mito Man wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:11 am This is when I ask my usual what do they service on a fully electric car?
They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)
They also check the brakes, even though they don’t wear out due to regen doing a lot of the work.

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:50 pm
by mik
MikeHunt wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:49 pm
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm
Mito Man wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:11 am This is when I ask my usual what do they service on a fully electric car?
They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)
They also check the brakes, even though they don’t wear out due to regen doing a lot of the work.
See earlier comments

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:59 pm
by MikeHunt
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:50 pm
MikeHunt wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:49 pm
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm

They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)
They also check the brakes, even though they don’t wear out due to regen doing a lot of the work.
See earlier comments
With energy prices rising, there will be a point when regen is cheaper than ceramics :D

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:18 pm
by Sundayjumper
Mounting the sub in the middle meant I had to remove the split charge relay & inverter that I’d hastily wired up straight after buying the van. The relay is now relocated to under the drivers seat and a proper battery tray added. The battery was just kinda wedged in place before :?

There’s enough space there for the inverter too but then you can’t get to it ! Some kind of extension lead required.

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I’ve also added some led down lights in the boot. The factory courtesy light is lame and even with an led fitted it’s only slightly less lame. Normal:

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With down lights:

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This will make life easier when stopping to make a late night coffee in a German / Polish truck park.

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 11:40 pm
by Matty
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm
Mito Man wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:11 am This is when I ask my usual what do they service on a fully electric car?
They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)
What about the electric oil and the battery filter?

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:47 am
by McSwede
Matty wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 11:40 pm
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm
Mito Man wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:11 am This is when I ask my usual what do they service on a fully electric car?
They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)
What about the electric oil and the battery filter?
I'm assuming that they checked the dipstick when he walked in the showroom 😁😉

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:24 am
by DeskJockey
McSwede wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:47 am
Matty wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 11:40 pm
mik wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 6:41 pm

They changed the pollen filter!

(He told me this about 3 times)
What about the electric oil and the battery filter?
I'm assuming that they checked the dipstick when he walked in the showroom 😁😉
Audi do happy endings with a service plan? Blimey.

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:13 pm
by jamcg
Did they change the pollen filter?

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:17 pm
by mik
jamcg wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:13 pm Did they change the pollen filter?

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:44 pm
by Gwaredd
nuttinnew wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:43 pm
Gwaredd wrote: Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:44 am The old Alhambra has delivered us safely in Holland at 58mpg
:!: How'd you manage that? That's good going for an unladen Ibiza or Leon.
It has always been weirdly good on a run. I set the cruise to 110 (65mph) most of the way and let it do its thing. On the way home, we were running a bit late for the ferry (which was naturally delayed by an hour) so I stuck to the speed limits (100k Holland, 120 Belgium, 130 France) and even when I got home it was still registering 54.9. Must be down to its streamlined shape and winter tyres :lol:

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:43 pm
by Sundayjumper
The van continues to keep me busy. Another new problem today. I think it’s a warning that I’m wearing flamboyant spectacles ?

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Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:41 pm
by jamcg
Glow plugs

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:43 pm
by Rich B
Nah, definitely spectacles.

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:59 pm
by Simon
A surprised owl?

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:20 pm
by DeskJockey
Surely it is telling you to do some loopy burnouts?

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:36 pm
by Beany
You need to replace your coil.

Your contraceptive coil.

Are Vito's known for having shoddy glow plugs, bad wiring, or you think it's just bad luck following it's recent epic trip?

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:52 pm
by Mito Man
Its a fat bird with saggy tits and tiny arms.

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:45 pm
by nuttinnew
It's someone bending over getting ready to be shafted.
Gwaredd wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:44 pm
nuttinnew wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:43 pm
Gwaredd wrote: Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:44 am The old Alhambra has delivered us safely in Holland at 58mpg
:!: How'd you manage that? That's good going for an unladen Ibiza or Leon.
It has always been weirdly good on a run. I set the cruise to 110 (65mph) most of the way and let it do its thing. On the way home, we were running a bit late for the ferry (which was naturally delayed by an hour) so I stuck to the speed limits (100k Holland, 120 Belgium, 130 France) and even when I got home it was still registering 54.9. Must be down to its streamlined shape and winter tyres :lol:

Excellent and easy going 8-)
I didn't get that from a 130pd Passat estate (even on the 'puter) :(

Re: Your fleet running reports

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:50 pm
by Peterlplp
It's two Jesus fish resisting the urge to engage in sins of the flesh.