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Re: The Property Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2026 4:49 pm
by Explosive Newt
unzippy wrote: Fri Jul 31, 2026 9:03 am
JonMad wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2026 11:49 pm
Mito Man wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2026 10:26 pm
They're using a tarp for the bedsheets. A TARP.
many tarps. easy wipe.
excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)
I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses
You say that...
https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news ... 081632.amp
Why is it for sale if they just got permission to expand? Or was their ambition to flip a residential property into a sex party venue?
Re: The Property Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2026 5:30 pm
by V8Granite
Maybe jetwashing jizz, body shimmer and baby oil off the walls lost its magic after a while
Dave!
Re: The Property Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2026 6:35 pm
by Matty
I'm having a load of plastering done in the house. Hall, landing, stairs, one of the bedrooms. This includes removing loads of old plaster, which I suspect is where the majority is from.
Fucking hell. Despite the fact they shut the doors, put plastic sheeting on the doors (who the fuck *nails* sheeting into a door frame, do they not know tape is a thing) - the plaster dust is everywhere. The office is covered, the kitchen (as they've been back and forward making tea, probably pulling the dust through as they go), living room, bathroom....everywhere has a fine, orangey film on it.
I guess it's pretty much unavoidable, and I know it's a messy job, but the last time I had this work done the house was a shell, so didn't notice...

Re: The Property Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2026 7:07 pm
by integrale_evo
I thought people were posting the swingers club house because it was a reasonable house with huge car storage potential, until I actually decided to click through a few pics


Going to need some serious remodelling ready for my collection of scrap
I expect you’d need to be a bit careful who you answer the door to for a while too.
Re: The Property Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2026 7:10 pm
by Carlos
Explosive Newt wrote: Fri Jul 31, 2026 4:49 pm
Why is it for sale if they just got permission to expand? Or was their ambition to flip a residential property into a sex party venue?
I'm sure it's a tricky industry to navigate and more so in recent times. You think you're at the top of your game and the next gig your hosting a freak off!