Coronavirus

[NotoriousREV]

Best of luck Harry, seriously.

Question to you all. What would you do if you thought the woman in the queue behind you was far too close? Turn around and tell her? Well that’s what I just did. Jesus the look I got but fuck that, two meters love gimme some space.

Either tell her or start coughing (but not at her)

[V8Granite]

I just asked them to play the game and keep your distance.

That was in the beginning, now people seem to be sensible and particularly pleasant.

Dave!

[jamcg]

Here we go, premier league taking it into hand as there’s been no volunteers. Asking players to take 30% pay cut

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52148955

[Mito Man]

Footballers staying classy as usual.

[Beany]

Footballers staying classy as usual.

It's difficult to explain economics in crayon, with pictograms.

[jamcg]

Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary

[Broccers]

Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary

2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.

[evostick]

Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary

2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.

I bet it fucking isn't

[Jobbo]

Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary

80% up to £2,500 a month. Not 80% of the full salary

[Rich B]

Yep, same as anyone else normally earning above to £2500 a month!

[Broccers]

Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary

2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.

I bet it fucking isn't

Oh and be a 24/7 slave forgot that part. Cooking and nannying too but even so 30k a year it's not a bad gig.

Sorry Jobbo - I wasn't exactly correct.

[Beany]

2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.

I bet it fucking isn't

Oh and be a 24/7 slave forgot that part. Cooking and nannying too but even so 30k a year it's not a bad gig.

I'd want more than 30k to be at the beck and call of a massively over-remunerated, narcissistic thicko with entitlement issues and no idea how the real world works.

[NotoriousREV]

I bet it fucking isn't

Oh and be a 24/7 slave forgot that part. Cooking and nannying too but even so 30k a year it's not a bad gig.

I'd want more than 30k to be at the beck and call of a massively over-remunerated, narcissistic thicko with entitlement issues and no idea how the real world works.

How much does your CEO pay you again?

[Beany]

I don't deal with him directly 99.9% of the time.

Also, touche

[Mito Man]

I’ve seen these videos, usually a posh house, then a lady in a maid outfit is doing chores, then the owner comes back and it all get very touchy... erm, what are we on about again

[Mito Man]

Just got another test saying to stay at home 12 weeks - has the fecking timer reset then?! At the end of the week they just send out another bloody stay at home 12 weeks text.

[Ascender]

Has anyone seen these reports being prepared by google with anonymised tracking data to measure the impact of Coronavirus by area?

https://www.gstatic.com/covid19/mobili ... ort_en.pdf

[Rich B]

Just got another test saying to stay at home 12 weeks - has the fecking timer reset then?! At the end of the week they just send out another bloody stay at home 12 weeks text.

its not as though you’re missing anything.

[Foz]

Footballers getting it in the neck again, really, look at thier tax and NI contributions.

Cunts like Green and Branson, tax exiles who furlough all thier staff and pay minimal tax are far more worthy of the public’s ire, but no..

[DeskJockey]

Footballers getting it in the neck again, really, look at thier tax and NI contributions.

Cunts like Green and Branson, tax exiles who furlough all thier staff and pay minimal tax are far more worthy of the public’s ire, but no..

They too should be made to pay. Is it too simplistic to suggest that if you're the top cheese you put your hand in your own pocket before asking the rest of us to do the same?