Expensive crash in Sheffield today

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Think the drivers were a bunch of Dopiaza. After that onion Bhaji, they must have been Jalfrezi.
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ZedLeg wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:48 pm I expect there'll be an article about this in the Dhaly Mail shortly.
will it tell me how much the drivers houses are worth?
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Mr Pish wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:37 pm
will it tell me how much the drivers curry houses are worth?
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GG. wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.
I know someone else mentioned "pasanda" before this post, but for me, this is the winner :)
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I reckon Samber-k must've been being a little Sylheti behind the wheel
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DaveE wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:55 pm
GG. wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.
I know someone else mentioned "pasanda" before this post, but for me, this is the winner :)
It has bhoona good thread diversion. If the judges decision upsets you, time to tikka good look at yourself : there is no point karahi-ng over it..
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Too soonf! Knew I could trust you lot to jeera t' it. I'm not trying to curry favour - looking at the mess they must have been gyin' it haldi...
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There is some good efforts in this thread, and some truly atrocious ones.

Any crash involving curry ought to involve a Cobra though.
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did anyone get footage on their ashram?
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Well that's just a PITTA.
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Apparently the Ferrari driver/occupants didn't waiter round afterwards, afaik police are still looking for them.
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Not a good week so far for crashes. Youth drives into pond and dies, this and yesterday on our way back to good ol Sheff came across a nasty smash at Hillsboro with a boxster and passat. Women driving porsche didnt look in a good way at all.

Has Carl Hartley commented on his plate being on the fez by the way?
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230k worth of damage !!!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6337567/p ... eld-smash/

No mention of the types of curry houses they owned, but the correct amount of 'trump' type posts
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So was it the kna'a'mean-innit brigade or not?
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JLv3.0 wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 4:15 pm So was it the kna'a'mean-innit brigade or not?
Hired for a wedding fo' the bling, mark my words. There'll be footage of it somewhere.
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Surprised either car ran at all, their engines appear to have been filled with sand rather than oil.
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More details in the fail this morning:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailym ... smash.html
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Oh! Hartley Jnr!! 👍
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"Both father and son live on a 40-acre estate in Derbyshire which is also home to lavish car showrooms. "

God damn it, how much is the Estate worth? Jeez - the Daily Fail is dropping it's standards!
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Running away after a big crash doesnt sound in any way suspicious does it?
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