Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

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Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

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It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.
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1-4 are true.

5 is bollocks.

Some might argue it has lost a little funky outside.
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Clickbait.
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mik wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:59 am Some might argue it has lost a little funky outside.
NEW! Nissan Juke! 23% Less Exterior Spaff!
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A photo of this new horror might have been nice in the thread, I’m not googling it.
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I think it's uglier.
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Jobbo wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:51 am I think it's uglier.
Come now Sir! That is a quite extraordinary aesthetic conclusion!

You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
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Yes, I think frogs are quite cute.
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Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
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It's the generic Nissan front end from the Qashqai with some big circular lights stuck on. At least the first Juke was original, this will age very quickly.
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Rich B wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
I'm disappointed in you.
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RobYob wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
Wow. So racist.
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Not exactly a looker, but a marginal improvement I think.
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NotoriousREV wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am
RobYob wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
Wow. So racist.
WTF I never wear lace.

Outside. ;)
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Rich B wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
You might have stuck a picture up to save the rest of us from googling! :lol:
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Well at least this new one isn’t offensive, the old one always makes me pause and look to see the type of person who makes the decision driving such a hideous looking thing.
How about not having a sig at all?
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DeskJockey wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:14 am Not exactly a looker, but a marginal improvement I think.
This.

The main improvement seems to be on the inside. The old one was a right plasticy mess. Looks like it's improved a lot in that area.
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This reminds me of the update to the Fiat multipla. Less horrific but the horror at least made it amusing - now its just merely ugly.
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I'm sorry, but who WGAF??? 🤣🤣
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