Randomness

[nuttinnew]

[mik]

At least you have something to attack the public order warrior with.

Masturbatiown3d.

Ejaculati0wn3d?

[mik]

Too much informati0wn3d?

[nuttinnew]

Doing it on your 0wn3d?

[speedingfine]

chris harris (@harrismonkey) Tweeted:
Repeat after me: “It doesn’t say Tit Wank on the track right by our big team photo” https://t.co/n16uyaSYSm

[nuttinnew]

No can see, "page doesn't exist"




Probably an oldie;

[V8Granite]

I had a good look at a Z-Cars mini once, I’d feel safer driving a car made from carrots.

Dave!

[Simon]

Yes, I'm into my second day of a training course and anything is a worthy distraction

[DeskJockey]

Yes, I'm into my second day of a training course and anything is a worthy distraction

Good routine to end the smack down!

[JLv3.0]

What is WRONG with them

[ZedLeg]

Yes, I'm into my second day of a training course and anything is a worthy distraction

Good routine to end the smack down!

Better than those Zack Snyder movies.

[Simon]

Also better than Twilight.

[nuttinnew]

[Mito Man]

The RPG launch sound is taken from a wine bottle being uncorked

[Simon]

Still better than Twilight

[nuttinnew]

Twilight's all we get atm (but that's for the weather thread, not here).

The RPG launch sound is taken from a wine bottle being uncorked

That's the best bit

[Mito Man]

Why did you watch Twilight?

I saw it at the cinema after being dragged to it by my girlfriend at the time and then we had an argument because I told her it was a shit movie.

[nuttinnew]

If that was for me rather than Simon, I haven't seen Twilight and have no intention to

[ZedLeg]

Why did you watch Twilight?

I saw it at the cinema after being dragged to it by my girlfriend at the time and then we had an argument because I told her it was a shit movie.

Doesn’t sound plausible.

[GG.]

Her name is Bichon...