Milk Security
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Milk Security
Some b*stard has put a lock on their milk. Do they expect me to drink my tea black ??
Re: Milk Security
You could use the out of date bottle to the right?
However, use cunning and skill. Start here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm9K6r ... igLoZOh6FQ
However, use cunning and skill. Start here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm9K6r ... igLoZOh6FQ
Re: Milk Security
did someone go to the effort of drilling a hole through the end of that metal spoon...
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That is genius.
Just cut the bottle off though, right?
Just cut the bottle off though, right?
The artist formerly known as _Who_
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I'd take more pleasure from the secret assassins method - empty the out of date milk, pierce a tiny invisible hole from a board pin in the bottom of the Waitrose one and drain the milk into the empty carton leaving the spoon-lock contraption intact. A perfect crime
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Yep that has great potential for messing about with
How about not having a sig at all?
Re: Milk Security
Do this.
Replace with identical padlock.
<evil laugh>
Replace with identical padlock.
<evil laugh>
Re: Milk Security
Put superglue in the lock and combo wheels. That'll learn them
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Drain the milk and replace it with the soya milk for the ultimate troll.
How about not having a sig at all?
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HOT TAKE
Soy milk is better than cows milk and oat milk is better than either.
Soy milk is better than cows milk and oat milk is better than either.
An absolute unit
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As reasonable and understated response as ever GG.
I've not had cows milk for years, it makes my missus sick and I didn't care enough to start buying separate milk for myself. Now I'd rather have oat milk than any animal milk.
I will concede that real dairy ice cream tastes better than any non dairy stuff but again I'm not fussed enough to ever buy any.
I've not had cows milk for years, it makes my missus sick and I didn't care enough to start buying separate milk for myself. Now I'd rather have oat milk than any animal milk.
I will concede that real dairy ice cream tastes better than any non dairy stuff but again I'm not fussed enough to ever buy any.
An absolute unit
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Can't you buy lactose free milk or is it something else in the milk that upsets her?
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You can but we prefer the non dairy, I’m not sure what’s so hard to grasp about that?
An absolute unit
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We seem to have gone from bull semen to bull shit
Does anyone really prefer the taste of dairy substitutes or is the reality is that people are just resigned to it.
You know what - fillet steak is pretty damn good but since going out with my vegan girlfriend, I've realised I really actually prefer griddled Quorn!
Does anyone really prefer the taste of dairy substitutes or is the reality is that people are just resigned to it.
You know what - fillet steak is pretty damn good but since going out with my vegan girlfriend, I've realised I really actually prefer griddled Quorn!
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For what’s it’s worth I prefer cow milk but would happily drink bull semen over anything that comes from a goat.
How about not having a sig at all?
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Goats cheese is ok - the milk, not so much.
When I become benign overload, all non milk milks will have to be properly described. Emulsified blended oat water, for example.
When I become benign overload, all non milk milks will have to be properly described. Emulsified blended oat water, for example.