Stupid Stupid!

[DeskJockey]

Having sorted out the kids' bikes I threw the pedal spanner back in the tool bag, neatly forgetting the brand-new, very full, very large can of WD40 that was also in there. It obviously punctured and started spewing its contents everywhere. Yay.

The mess is epic.

[240PP]

Bet it smells nice though.

[integrale_evo]

Oh well, at least they’re not going to rust now.

[DeskJockey]

A tad overpowering.

[Carlos]

Where there's blame there's a claim

[nuttinnew]

[mik]

There was a man from Copenhagen
Who tossed heavy tools with gay abandon
Punctured can. Double-yew-dee
Deployed contents with glee.
Now all tools this man can’t keep a hand on.

[nuttinnew]

Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
DJ cycling around the town
Nearly had a fright
Kids' pedals were not tight
But he fixed and kept going round
Oh wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Started smelling oily
He'd put the spanner away
But it pierced a spray
Smearing Copenhagen, wonderful wonderful
Copenhagen with WD.

[DeskJockey]

Bravo! That's a staggering ovation from here.

[Rich B]

Bravo! That's a staggering ovation from here.

staggering?!

[Jobbo]

Well it doesn't look like AI - has anyone tried asking ChatGPT to write an ode to DJ and WD40?

[DeskJockey]

Standing*, wasn't wearing my glasses.

[Rich B]

i quite liked staggering to be fair!!