I mean, I'm pretty sure you'll fuck yourself with that, too.
My wine is very, very regular.
Friday night - down to Lidl, get food and a bottle of St Emilion Grand Cru
https://www.lidl.co.uk/p/st-emilion-gra ... /p10000289
Usually have something meaty on a Friday night, and I don't just mean yer mam.
On a Saturday, I typically get a bottle of Lidls Châteauneuf-du-Pape which I'll have with anything. They don't appear to have a link for it, but it's Les Paroisses 2022 if that's of interest to anyone, means fuck all to me.
I don't drink in the week because I find that one glass of wine is enough to give me fog in the morning, and by 'glass of wine' I of course, mean a glass that's about a foot tall and topped with cork.