Woman

[V8Granite]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

[Rich B]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

[drcarlos]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

Don't you just spit?

[Explosive Newt]

@IanF - big but you will get over it. Thank you for your update as I think it tells one all one needs to know.

I tried a variety of dating apps. Tinder is a real meat market and I felt a bit dirty after using it because it does just reduce you to thinking "fit" "not fit" "fit" "not fit" as it's 99% about the profile. That said I managed a date with an absolute stunner off there somehow.

OkCupid was where I met Mrs Newt - I had been on there for 6 years with basically nada, she had been on for all of 2 weeks before we met. Luck...

Worth a mention in dispatches was a site called BluesMatch, which was for dating with pretentious Oxbridge types. I met some hilariously unhinged people on there including a woman who had subtracted 15 off her age for the purposes of the site. Her tactic was that she had a stack of older really quite hot pictures she used to reel in unsuspecting dates. Noped out and ghosted 10 minutes after our first date....

[V8Granite]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

Don't you just spit?

Stop showing the rest of us up with your romantic ways!!

Dave!

[drcarlos]

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

Don't you just spit?

Stop showing the rest of us up with your romantic ways!!

Dave!

I will inform my wife I have been accused of being romantic and she should feel lucky.

[Explosive Newt]

Mrs Newt: what’s the latest on the Ian situation?
Me: well they met and he said it didn’t go well.
Mrs: Did he give any more detail?
Me: Not sure, the thread has deteriorated into talking about lube.

[DeskJockey]

Mrs Newt: what’s the latest on the Ian situation?
Me: well they met and he said it didn’t go well.
Mrs: Did he give any more detail?
Me: Not sure, the thread has deteriorated into talking about lube.

I'm surprised that she's that invested in the forum. Good for you!

[Beany]

Threads like this remind me that I don't at all mind being single.

[NGRhodes]

[Jimmy Choo]

I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney...

I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.

Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.

[Rich B]

I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney...

I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.

Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.

to be fair - your one was completely mental.

[V8Granite]

I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney...

I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.

Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.

Hold on, wasn’t your one a dye job ginger ?

There are hormonal changes which make the phrase….

“Oh did you not want to wash these socks that the kids left on the floor ?”

To….

“I see you didn’t want to wash the socks the kids left on the floor, shall I cut you again? This is how we learn”

There are bonuses and mine is bomb proof but the deeply hidden Ginger Rage is what keeps life exciting

I imagine a 6 foot nigerian raised in Brazil with a tight ginger Perm could legitimately take over the world.

Dave!

[DeskJockey]

I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney...

I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.

Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.

to be fair - your one was completely mental.

Her cooking was amazing though.

[Jimmy Choo]

I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.

Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.

to be fair - your one was completely mental.

Her cooking was amazing though.

You got the highlights.

My consumption of smoked food has dropped considerably now for some reason.

I hated the Studio that was so smoky that my eyes would end up stinging. I remember telling her that I was leaving as it was uncomfortable. When she said I was wrong, I turned on my phone torch pointing up and you could see a perfect cone of remarkably solid looking air.

And yes, her hair was just died ginger as a warning to others.

[IanF]

to be fair - your one was completely mental.

Her cooking was amazing though.

You got the highlights.

My consumption of smoked food has dropped considerably now for some reason.

I hated the Studio that was so smoky that my eyes would end up stinging. I remember telling her that I was leaving as it was uncomfortable. When she said I was wrong, I turned on my phone torch pointing up and you could see a perfect cone of remarkably solid looking air.

And yes, her hair was just died ginger as a warning to others.

I love food though, so would put up with lots of crazy sh1t for a good cook!

[Jobbo]

I felt the same about the smoky outhouse. The next morning I always wondered if the food had been smoked or me. Did it not have a chimney or something?

[Gavster]

Her cooking was amazing though.

You got the highlights.

My consumption of smoked food has dropped considerably now for some reason.

I hated the Studio that was so smoky that my eyes would end up stinging. I remember telling her that I was leaving as it was uncomfortable. When she said I was wrong, I turned on my phone torch pointing up and you could see a perfect cone of remarkably solid looking air.

And yes, her hair was just died ginger as a warning to others.

I love food though, so would put up with lots of crazy sh1t for a good cook!

Hey Ian, I'll cook dinner if you get me cheap flights, deal? #bromance

[dinny_g]

We need to find someone who can fly this plane… and DIDN’T have Gav’s out of date food dinner…

[nuttinnew]