Woman

[IanF]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

[Rich B]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

and PLEASE don't buy her anything. This sort of thing should not be rewarded with another few grand of gifts....

[duncs500]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

I hope you don't regret meeting up with her again, the whole thing has not been a signpost to a positive outcome in the long run.

Still buy a Ferrari though, whatever happens.

[Gavster]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

I once got engaged to a woman who I'd been seeing for a few years after she said it was either get married or it was over. I went for the proposal and we began planning the wedding. However, you've probably noticed that I'm not married so you can guess how that worked out

[duncs500]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

I once got engaged to a woman who I'd been seeing for a few years after she said it was either get married or it was over. I went for the proposal and we began planning the wedding. However, you've probably noticed that I'm not married so you can guess how that worked out

I would say that is the most likely outcome, but then I think my mum did the same thing with my dad so I wouldn't exist if there wasn't a few exceptions.

[V8Granite]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!

[Rich B]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!

[Carlos]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!

Haha, You go and earn those Brown Wings Ian

[16vCento]

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!?

Tl;dr - woman be crazy!

Time to strike, right in the butthole!!

Dave!

[Sundayjumper]

Probably better suited to the Ukraine thread but it’s dating themed so I’m leaving it here.

[Rich B]

All women are mental in the end.

I just had a "conversation" with my mrs about the humidifier we have. My little boy has chicken pox and is struggling to sleep, so we're trying everything that helps when he's ill. One of them is the humidifier.

She can't get it working, I'm watching her roughly pushing the pieces together, over tightening stuff, not being patient before declaring it broken.

I carefully assembled it correctly again and it works perfectly. She then asks what I did, so I said "if I tell you then you're just going to shout at me." She said she wouldn't. I told her she was being to rough and needed to carefully put the pieces together checking they're correctly assembled rather than just mashing them together.

She shouted at me.

Then she decided the intermediate mode wasn't working. Again, I watched her smashing the button repeatedly and not actually waiting for the mode to kick in.

Again, one gentle press - wait and it goes into intermediate mode.

She didn't ask me what I did this time. But instead was in a mood still.

To:dr - women are mental.

[Shlergen]

No logic the end.

Wife leaves note stating she's not that hungry and will have a jacket with beans if I use any with my dinner. I didn't want beans with chilli but proceeded to put some on out of the kindness of my heart for her return.

I am then moaned at on her return as I have wasted beans and she didn't want them. I leave her to it, come back 10mins later as she's finishing up jacket and beans.

[IanF]

Did not go well

[Shlergen]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

[Sundayjumper]

Did not go well

For you, or her ?

Ferrari shopping time.

[16vCento]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

[IanF]

If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

[Simon]

All women are mental in the end.

I just had a "conversation" with my mrs about the humidifier we have. My little boy has chicken pox and is struggling to sleep, so we're trying everything that helps when he's ill. One of them is the humidifier.

She can't get it working, I'm watching her roughly pushing the pieces together, over tightening stuff, not being patient before declaring it broken.

I carefully assembled it correctly again and it works perfectly. She then asks what I did, so I said "if I tell you then you're just going to shout at me." She said she wouldn't. I told her she was being to rough and needed to carefully put the pieces together checking they're correctly assembled rather than just mashing them together.

She shouted at me.

Then she decided the intermediate mode wasn't working. Again, I watched her smashing the button repeatedly and not actually waiting for the mode to kick in.

Again, one gentle press - wait and it goes into intermediate mode.

She didn't ask me what I did this time. But instead was in a mood still.

To:dr - women are mental.

Try being married to a Latin woman (unless you already are?). They can be cuckoo in the most unbelievable ways.

[Rich B]

All women are mental in the end.

I just had a "conversation" with my mrs about the humidifier we have. My little boy has chicken pox and is struggling to sleep, so we're trying everything that helps when he's ill. One of them is the humidifier.

She can't get it working, I'm watching her roughly pushing the pieces together, over tightening stuff, not being patient before declaring it broken.

I carefully assembled it correctly again and it works perfectly. She then asks what I did, so I said "if I tell you then you're just going to shout at me." She said she wouldn't. I told her she was being to rough and needed to carefully put the pieces together checking they're correctly assembled rather than just mashing them together.

She shouted at me.

Then she decided the intermediate mode wasn't working. Again, I watched her smashing the button repeatedly and not actually waiting for the mode to kick in.

Again, one gentle press - wait and it goes into intermediate mode.

She didn't ask me what I did this time. But instead was in a mood still.

To:dr - women are mental.

Try being married to a Latin woman (unless you already are?). They can be cuckoo in the most unbelievable ways.

Half Polish - same shit different nation.

[dinny_g]

I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney...