OV9 Political Party
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Average speed cameras reversed after 9pm and on Sundays. Anyone caught averaging under the speed limit (with a 10% calibration allowance) gets 3 points.
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£100 fine for posting dashcam footage on the internet that does not lead to a conviction.
An additional £1000 fine for posting self incriminating dashcam footage on the internet.
An additional £1000 fine for posting self incriminating dashcam footage on the internet.
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£100million fund for developing roombas that can fill potholes whilst we sleep.
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Road tax includes an unrecyclability element as a % of a car that can't be recycled.
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Parking at more than 10 degrees from parallel punishable by guiding pensioners into parking spaces community service.
Parking with a wheel at least 50% of the tread on the curb is punishable by confiscation of said wheel and a release charge.
Parking with a wheel at least 50% of the tread on the curb is punishable by confiscation of said wheel and a release charge.
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Traffic liability issues settleable by togue battle to counter escalating insurance costs.
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To reduce reliance on fossil fuel cars, electric car owners must car share at no cost. For the purposes of highway use they will be classified as Hackney Taxis and must respond to be hailed from the side of the road. Drivers must continuously talk about electric car virtues when carrying passengers. Any break in conversation is punishable by public transport travel.
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Red light and pedestrian crossing credits.
For every set of traffic lights and pedestrian crossing you stop at correctly you gain 5 credits. 250 credits will be worth a single incursion as recorded by a speed camera or police officer of upto 20% over the speed limit where no other traffic offence occurs.
For every set of traffic lights and pedestrian crossing you stop at correctly you gain 5 credits. 250 credits will be worth a single incursion as recorded by a speed camera or police officer of upto 20% over the speed limit where no other traffic offence occurs.
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"Pops and bangs" punishable by poopy nappy change.
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I like to think of myself as a generous, benevolent dictator.Sundayjumper wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 2:26 pmThat's why we love you, you're willing to reach a reasonable compromise.
I mean, fairly elected representative of the people. You know, for life.
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Plant a tree pledge. There will be exemptions to the 2035 Fossil fuel car ban where manufacturers are able to plant a tree per car sold per year to offset the pollution.
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Fuel tax halved for hybrid cars to encourage a shorter term reduction in pollution.
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Road tax based on height and weight of vehicle. Using my car as an example, I would pay none, all SUV/crossover's tax would double and Caterham owners would receive a £200 grant towards costs for cheering up the road-scape.
All speed humps to be recycled and used to fill potholes.
All speed humps to be recycled and used to fill potholes.
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Just seen about some lads in a gang war who killed a 14 year old with a machete getting sentenced. 18 years old- one got 2 years for handing the machete to the other lad who inflicted the lethal wound who has got 9 years for manslaughter.
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/two-teen ... d-13090007
Can we add to the manifesto that if you kill someone with a weapon in public you get tried properly for murder- it may not be pre-meditated in the sense you didn’t plan to kill someone that day, but you don’t exactly carry a machete to tickle someone with
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/two-teen ... d-13090007
Can we add to the manifesto that if you kill someone with a weapon in public you get tried properly for murder- it may not be pre-meditated in the sense you didn’t plan to kill someone that day, but you don’t exactly carry a machete to tickle someone with
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My hunger games idea is still a good shout for this. Or chuck all the murderers in football stadiums during the off season and let them at each other.
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Are you not entertained?!
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