Bye Bye Boris!

[Zonda_]

Pulled out, Mordant will get it now cos the old racists won’t want a brown person for PM.

[Simon]

Alternatively she won't make 100 as MPs don't have to vote for anyone and Rishi gets it by default.

[nuttinnew]

Pulled out

Well there's a first.

[Jobbo]

Alternatively she won't make 100 as MPs don't have to vote for anyone and Rishi gets it by default.

Simon is correct.

[nuttinnew]

[dinny_g]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFVNq1Mt/

[mik]

[mik]

[MikeHunt]

Looks like he has finally tapped out, he strung it out longer than most would have.

[Simon]

Just in time to get his honours list out.

[Marv]

If course he's the victim and it's everyone else's fault

[DeskJockey]

If ever there was a reason to get rid of the honours, his list is it. JRM and Nadine Dorries? What the actual f*ck? Not surprising, but I can think of few less deserving among the current crop of useless numpties. JRM will be wetting nanny's bed though as this is surely the peak of his ambitions.

[Simon]

Dorries didn't get it did she? Patel did though, as did Fabricunt.

[DeskJockey]

Oh. Wasn't paying enough attention then. But those two being on the list don't exactly change my sentiment. They're still awful.

Edit: thanks for pointing that out. I saw the announcement that she was quitting ahead of the list publication and made 2 + 2 = 5. Not helped by having had some very nice wine while out and about. I'm glad her incompetence wasn't further rewarded.

[Jobbo]

Boris has given his hairdresser an OBE. Two things:
- who knew he had a hairdresser?
- she can’t be very good at the job.

[Beany]

Boris has given his hairdresser an OBE. Two things:
- who knew he had a hairdresser?
- she can’t be very good at the job.

Believe it's the collective parliament on site hairdresser, as opposed to Doris' Dos' on the high street, in fairness. So it's only his hairdresser insomuch as he 'worked' there.

[unzippy]

Boris has given his hairdresser an OBE. Two things:
- who knew he had a hairdresser?
- she can’t be very good at the job.

Maybe it was her idea to cultivate the image he has - it's all an act..

[ZedLeg]

There's increasing evidence that the whole haircut is an eleborate combover as well

[MikeHunt]

Not a surprise really, but todays report is about as damning as you can get...

[dinny_g]

Indeed - where does that leave his Pension ???