My neighbour is always naked
- Explosive Newt
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My neighbour is always naked
We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.
Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out
He is a man
For Christ's sake have some decorum.
Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out
He is a man
For Christ's sake have some decorum.
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
I’ve told you, if you don’t like it, stop leaning over my fence..Explosive Newt wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:10 pm We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.
Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out
He is a man
For Christ's sake have some decorum.
Cheers,
Ian
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.
Re: My neighbour is always naked
Duh. It's always a full moon where you are.
How about not having a sig at all?
Re: My neighbour is always naked
No.1 priority: put up a 2m high fence, which you can do in your back garden without planning consent.
Re: My neighbour is always naked
Brought back memories of angrybeats snapping his neighbours (female)
Re: My neighbour is always naked
A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?
The arse out is a different issue of course...
The arse out is a different issue of course...
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
Quite. I didn't know we had such prudes on here!
Re: My neighbour is always naked
Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
Front garden or rear garden ? Front garden I'd agree but rear garden you can do what you like.
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
Rear garden but an end terrace so also kinda the side garden.
Don’t get me wrong - you can have sex with a roast chicken in your own back garden for all I care but I am moaning because I have to look at it!
We’re moving soon and I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift. And perhaps a belt.
Don’t get me wrong - you can have sex with a roast chicken in your own back garden for all I care but I am moaning because I have to look at it!
We’re moving soon and I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift. And perhaps a belt.
Re: My neighbour is always naked
So he isn’t naked, he just doesn’t wear a top ?
Dave!
Dave!
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
You *have* to look at it ? You can't just look somewhere else ? At all ?
Is this you being forced to see it ??
Re: My neighbour is always naked
"I can't believe the nudes today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away"
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Re: My neighbour is always naked
It's like a moth to a flame. Once the arse is out I cannot help but look.
Mrs Newt had to take to her bed after it took her by surprise earlier this week. She then took a train to Scotland and hasn't been seen since.
Mrs Newt had to take to her bed after it took her by surprise earlier this week. She then took a train to Scotland and hasn't been seen since.