My neighbour is always naked

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My neighbour is always naked

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We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.

Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out

He is a man

For Christ's sake have some decorum.
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Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:10 pm We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.

Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out

He is a man

For Christ's sake have some decorum.
I’ve told you, if you don’t like it, stop leaning over my fence.. 🤭
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I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.
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Duh. It's always a full moon where you are.
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No.1 priority: put up a 2m high fence, which you can do in your back garden without planning consent.
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Brought back memories of angrybeats snapping his neighbours (female) :lol:
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A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? :| I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?

The arse out is a different issue of course...
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duncs500 wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:41 pm A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? :| I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?

The arse out is a different issue of course...
Quite. I didn't know we had such prudes on here!
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Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts 😂
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Front garden or rear garden ? Front garden I'd agree but rear garden you can do what you like.
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jamcg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:22 pm Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts 😂
Your dogs wear boxer shorts? :?
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mik wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:15 pm
jamcg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:22 pm Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts 😂
Your dogs wear boxer shorts? :?
How do you think they got the name?
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mik wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:15 pm
jamcg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:22 pm Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts 😂
Your dogs wear boxer shorts? :?
I wear the boxer shorts. They wear little thongs. Dirty fuckers
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Rear garden but an end terrace so also kinda the side garden.

Don’t get me wrong - you can have sex with a roast chicken in your own back garden for all I care but I am moaning because I have to look at it!

We’re moving soon and I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift. And perhaps a belt.
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So he isn’t naked, he just doesn’t wear a top ?

Dave!
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Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift.
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Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm ...I am moaning because I have to look at it!
You *have* to look at it ? You can't just look somewhere else ? At all ?

Is this you being forced to see it ??


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Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:16 pm I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.
"I can't believe the nudes today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away"
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It's like a moth to a flame. Once the arse is out I cannot help but look.

Mrs Newt had to take to her bed after it took her by surprise earlier this week. She then took a train to Scotland and hasn't been seen since.
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