One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
- JonMad
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Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
I assume you didn't contribute towards the clutch?
Left over crest; tightens.
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
You assume correctly
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
Did you ever find out the real reason for this madness, or was he still claiming that the clutch was broken?
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
Good old fashion 'Buyers Remorse'
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
Her: I want a sports car, a fast car...
Him: Ok, let me hit Autotrader and see what I can find.
Her: Beckie has one of those Peugeot RCZ‘s. I want one of those.
Him: Ok, but you’ll probably find it isn’t massively fast or sporty...
Her: But you know Beckie is a petrolhead - she watches Top Gear - and look at it - it looks like a mini Bugatti
Him: ok, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
After 15 miles of the journey home
Her: This car is broken, it won’t go fast. I don’t want it
Him:
Him: Ok, let me hit Autotrader and see what I can find.
Her: Beckie has one of those Peugeot RCZ‘s. I want one of those.
Him: Ok, but you’ll probably find it isn’t massively fast or sporty...
Her: But you know Beckie is a petrolhead - she watches Top Gear - and look at it - it looks like a mini Bugatti
Him: ok, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
After 15 miles of the journey home
Her: This car is broken, it won’t go fast. I don’t want it
Him:
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Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
The only way this thread can be brought to a satisfactory conclusion is for both Jobbos letter and the reply to be scanned and posted so the forum can adjudicate
- Swervin_Mervin
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Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
I wonder if it's back up for sale yet
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
I have a copy of the complainants letter:
Darling Fascist Bullyboy.
Give me back my money, you bastard.
May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
Mr Complainant.
Darling Fascist Bullyboy.
Give me back my money, you bastard.
May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
Mr Complainant.
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
Dan you have to keep an eye out for it.
When it does, phone them up and offer them half the asking price because the clutch's knackered.
Record conversation
Play it here
(@Jobbo - Not serious... )
Re: One of the weirdest evenings i've ever had
Can we see a redacted letter yet?
@Jobbo Feel free to accidentally PM / email it to me if easier.
@Jobbo Feel free to accidentally PM / email it to me if easier.